Sirocco is prounouncing the first week in June National Lard Week,
Yes Lard will once more become sexy, a squeeky hinge , lube with Lard
Excellent as both sun block and sun tan oil
Melt some over the back of a spoon for an Irish coffee
dont waste money on those expensive sex lubricants, put Lard on your n*b
hair gel ?, throw them away slap some Lard on your head
Are those painfull piles giving you gip ?, poke some Lard up your A**
Thousands of household uses
Feeling peckish ? cut yourself a nice thick slice mmmmmmmmm
Lard, you know it makes sense.................................