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cheeky sod!!!!! we'd have no motorways more like.
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hello u lot. my mrs and our neihbour have decided that they'de like some chickens for the kids,better than watching subaru's and drug dealers running about. . so they've cut a big whole out of the 10 x 4 shed and added a run of 7 x 3 made out of trellis. i've been keeping my distance as i'm a city boy unfortunately for me and ''so are they'' i ain't got a clue about this nor have they.i fear they will lose the chickens they get to a fox. any advice on setup would be appreciated. even though any additional work will be done by me. they witnessed me use a hand saw the other day and asked
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sorry to read of your loss,its very touching to know about her character.xx your not alone.
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thanks for the reply's lads.
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It has been suggested my pup may have lung worm,does anyone have experience with this?whats the treatment for it?does this cause coughing?thanks for any replies.
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MY STELLA JUST WENT DOWN WRONG HOLE AND SQUIRTED OUT MY NOSE.
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Well, don't get your knickers in a twist! OBVIOUSLY they were not having any problems with the cough when injected.duh!!!!!!!!! I wasn't born yesterday!
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what does that mean,don't want to injure or kill? They don't sit anywhere for long, they're right crafty sods.i been trying to have them a few months now and i've only managed to bag 2. ON MY OWN LAND. oh i get it, ,i've only had 6 cans of stella.i'm obviousley lacking on drinking practice... ay what u looking at ?u whan a fight
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what does that mean,don't want to injure or kill? They don't sit anywhere for long, they're right crafty sods.i been trying to have them a few months now and i've only managed to bag 2. ON MY OWN LAND.
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+1 My misses had an old friend ''mellissa'' from school come round for dinner yesterday after contacting each other through face book,with her ''GIRLFRIEND/PARTNER'' who told her she takes size 2 on one foot and 4 on the other. so i said, u lucky bitch i bet u just take what u like from the outside displays f****n free. what followed was a agonising long silence. should have known better as she didn't look or speak to me when i tried to say hello or join in the conversation in MY house.i ended up spending most the day watching crap telly on my own getting p*ssed. man hater!!!!!
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HEY CONEY,I,VE GOT A SIS,FANCY SWAPPING YOUR HW100 FOR HER RIGHT ARM?I'LL GET U BOTH AT A PUSH BUT THE SCOPE WOULD HAVE TO BE INCLUDED....
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''RESULT'' I TRIED TO WATCH IT BUT THERE WERE PROBLEMS IN OUR AREA AGAIN,JUST WOULDN'T ALLOW ME TO CONFIRM MY BOOKING.NOT MUCH U CAN DO WHEN THE AUTOMATED SYSTEM IS TELLING U ''WE ARE AWARE OF THE PROBLEM AND OUR ENGINEERS ARE TRYING TO RECTIFY IT''. BLOODY VIRGIN MEDIA.I MET RICKY ONCE IN A CLUB IN DERBY,HE'S A PROPER SOUND LAD.ALLWAYS TELLING JOKES. I DID HAVE A PIC ON MY PHONE OF US BUT LEFT IT IN A CORNERSHOP ON THE COUNTER AND SURPRISE SURPRISE THEY HADEN'T SEEN IT WHEN I WENT BACK 3-4 MINS LATER. SOME CHEEKY F--KER RANG MY MOM 2 WEEKS LATER ON A MANCHESTER LANDLINE ASKING IF I WANTED
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i'm glad my advice was helpfull, i half expected a lynch mob telling me i'm a bad bad man. goodluck with your greyhound kay she'll calm down in no time.
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help please,no rear fogs on monterey.
dogman541 replied to dogman541's topic in 4x4's, Quads & ATV's
Thanks for your replys guys,will take advice on board and give it a go. by the way DDD its a right hooker so i don't no why its not eu spec as u say i have no experience with wiring any electrics so u might understand me being a little hesitant to suck it and see. -
BLOKE GOES TO THE DOCTORS AND SAYS DOCTOR ''EVERY TIME I LOOK IN THE MIRROR I GET A HARD ON''. DOCTOR SAYS ''I'M NOT SURPRISED U'VE GOT A FACE LIKE A C**T''! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A NUN IS SITTING ON A TRAIN OPPOSITE A SKINHEAD WHO IS EATING A BAG OF PRAWNS. EVERYTIME HE EATS ONE HE SPITS OUT THE HEAD AT HER AND SHE THROWS IT OUT THE WINDOW. EVENTUALLY SHE GETS PI**ED OFF AND PULLS THE EMERGENCY CORD. SKINHEAD LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS U STUPID B**CH U'LL
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MAN AND WOMEN IN VERY DARK WOODS MAKING LOVE,MAN SAYS"I WISH I HAD A TORCH"WOMEN SAYS SO DO I U'VE BEEN LICKING THE GRASS FOR THE LAST TEN MINUTES! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TWO IRISH MEN FIND A MIRROR IN THE ROAD,1ST ONE PICKS IT UP AND SAYS I KNOW THIS FACE FROM SOMEWHERE BUT I CAN'T PUT A NAME TO IT. SECOND ONE PICKS IT UP AND SAYS ITS ME U DAFT C**T. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Hello everyone,recently got an opel monterey lwb 1994 3.1 lotus edition. It has failed the mot due to having no rear fog light and they want to charge me £100 to fit one and £22 for a retest when done.cheeky . does anyone know where i can get some instructions how to wire the switch so that the fog light can only work if i have main beem lights on. They tried there best to find something wrong with it and this is all they could come up with. does the retest have to be done at the same place? any help would be very appreciated,thanks.
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The misses bought me a webley tracker 4 xmas,how much could i expect 4 it with nikkon 4 x 32 scope.i have a lightning tactical now but would like 2 save up 4 a rapid.advice please.
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Ed Reids Sporting dog spectacular!
dogman541 replied to ghostlyease's topic in Gamefairs, Meet Up's and Events
WHAT LINKS THAT I CAN'T SEE ONE? OH...BUMP -
YEAH EXACTLY,MY GRANDAD PROBABLY WOULD HAVE PUT HIS GUN DOWN AND GONE HOME IF HE KNEW HOW THIS COUNTRY WOULD TURN OUT.
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----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- :nea: Greyhounds heads are small as u know,sometimes the neck can be just as wide ,and in this case they will slip their head out with ease if they get spooked or excited enough.a slipp lead with a noose stops this from happening. you can hold the lead as tight as u like but u may not have a dog on the end of it,no m
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I PUT THE USUAL COLLAR ON THE HOUND AND THEN RAP THE LEAD AROUND THE NECK IN A NOOSE SORT OF FASHION. I,VE HANDLED HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF GREYS AS I TRANSPORT THEM BACK AND FORTH FROM IRELAND AND THEY WILL SLIPP THEIR COLLAR AT WILL WHEN EXCITED OR SPOOKED.SOME CUSTOMERS PULL A FACE WHEN I HAND THEM THEIR NEW DOG WITH THE LEAD RAPPED AS A NOOSE BUT PLENTY HAVE LEARN,T AFTER UNWRAPPING IT AND WATCHING THEIR EXPENSIVE DOG RUN BACKWARDS OUT OF THE COLLAR AND AWAY.
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he'll probably do 8 months,she'll do six and be provided with a house and new identity when they get out. i'd love to move out of this country,everything about it is just wrong wrong wrong these days.vote bnp it can't get any worse than these shower of shites.
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they way i see it coney,is, that it all going to culminate into a free for all like the first mad max film!!!!! feel sorry for my kids and their kids.....................poor buggers!! tougher penalties is the only way. heres a thought.................a life for a life??????......................what do you think?? I OFTEN FEEL GUILTY FOR HAVING KIDS WHEN I IMAGINE THEM FACING THE FUTURE WITH OUT ME.THEY'RE ONLY 9 4 AND 6 MONTHS WHATS IT GONNA BE LIKE WHEN THEY'RE ADULTS? ALOT OF PEOPLE MUST HAVE TURNED A BLIND EYE TO IT,THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN OVERNIGHT.