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dogman541

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  1. thought some lass may like it, avatar? would be better if it wasn't cropped, it wasn't me.
  2. do you wanna swap for an aging farting, burping mother inlaw? will deliver.
  3. f**k all is all i ask for every year and i mean it, xmas with 3 kids cost enough and we see to it that they get more than most believe me. i much prefer to spend on the kids and lick my wounds when the bank balance comes.
  4. in our house we have 3 shitzu's 1 male 2 female, 1 border terrier female. 2 parroletts (mini parrots). 1 african grey parrot, thanks to the shitzu's we are down to 2 guinea pigs out of 5 and 2 rabbits out of 4, and 3 chinese hamsters. oh and a cat called dinky,female.
  5. rip tariq, from what i've read you gave him a great life and u should be proud, cherish the memories my friend.
  6. my xmas pressie, here's a pic of jaz, he's 5 months old. he says hello and never wants to leave my side.
  7. What do i look for in a good dog??????? hmm well it has to be BIG t*ts and a short skirt.
  8. What did you get for xmas? we agreed that i'd give her a hundred quid and she'd spend similiar!!!!!!! The mrs got me a satnav. 1 pair of trainers, 1 pair of boots, 1 watch i think its designer it says police on it. 3 tops. 2 playstation3 games. 2 wooley hats. mobile phone. and some smellies, with the mother inlaw being there i was feeling a little embarrased on xmas morning, handing my 100 quid gift to the mrs. So i walk into the dining room and find a cage with an african grey parrot sitting there. ive always wanted one but 800 quid!!! My '' errr sorry'' o
  9. wish i,d bought one years ago. IT'S NOT ALLWAYS SHINEY, honest :blush:
  10. :wankerzo4: I'm gonna have some fun with his email address, he he. i'm sticking my neck out but there are a few coppers in every 100 that are ok. The ones with common sense and a bit of real life experience. eerrr can't believe iv'e just said that, since having kids i'm getting softer and softer as each day goes by. :headshot::
  11. I finished that book last week, its a great read one of the very best true accounts of a soldiers life on the battle field. Loads of detail, funny,no boring bits, made me feel very proud of our lads.
  12. Oh my god, bring on the lynch mob. You are an outragious thoughtless dog owner kay and you must be stopped at all costs. I favour public humiliation with tar and feathers.
  13. Show us the rusty bits. mileage interior your in the middle of nowhere, so these things could help you get a sale. 3 kids the mrs and the dragon in law rules me out. goodluck.
  14. you've done the right thing putting him to sleep my friend, i had to do it myself back in feb, he was like my best friend [heartbreaking] but its the safest and most responsible thing to do. he was allways soft and dopey but after being attacked by to rottys in the park he was never the same. an aggresive dog is not a happy dog. chin up, i cryied now and then for 5 weeks,he was my boy but at 2 years old and 14 stone of muscle, when he challenged me and showed me his teeth he made the decision for me. i had people stopping me in the street from 6 months of age making all sorts of off
  15. brilliant, i just started reading this post and was gonna go to bed a bit pissed off, glad i read all 6 pages because now i'm going to bed with a smile on my face. phew your a lucky man to see them again. all the best mark.
  16. sorry i've been a while getting back to you but i couldn't get hold of her, she said she'd reluctantly split them for 150 each. were in birmingham, i'm having trouble getting pics on but will keep at it, they're a sandy thorn colour with black muzzle. cheers.
  17. My wifes friend has these 2 male borders, she has the mother aswell, pups were stolen from her garden at 7weeks old, a friend of ours located them around 3 months later after seeing a for sale advert in locall shop window, 5 went missing and we retrieved 2, these guys are quite nervous around people but love playing with other dogs. she is asking for 250 as a pair, the mother came from working stock in ireland, but owner has no details other than that as she was bought as a pet. if any ones interested you can pm me and i'll give you her number, can get pics to you on request
  18. dogman541

    JOKES

    Heard these before a few months back on this site.
  19. That beauty looks like it belongs in afghanistan giving the taliban a few slaps.
  20. I'd have to agree with the beer gut thing, she'd expect you to share your beers with her.
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