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craigyboy

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  1. the mrs is rat arsed!!

  2. just got the start date,next tusday,thank f**k for that,soon be back on mt feet...

  3. well thats my tickets sorted for fa cup quarter final replay against everton

    1. craigyboy

      craigyboy

      i hope you win rocky cos i think youve more chance than everton of beating the filth in the next round

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  4. A manc girl, a scouse girl and an african girl all give birth at the same time but the nurse gets them all mixed up. To sort it out she gets all the fathers to choose their own baby. The Man father is up first, after long deliberations he chooses the little black baby. The nurse argues with him that this baby cannot possibly be theirs. He,, replies "love, one of the other two is a Scouser its just not worth the risk.

  5. Roy Hodgson P17 W6 D4 L7: 22 points Sacked "King" Kenny Last 17 PL games - P17 W5 D6 L6: 21 points.

  6. away int morn

    1. craigyboy

      craigyboy

      ha,theres no warzone were im going mate,just 5 star hotels and some of the finest diving int world, and i dont mean the muff kind

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  7. A lad i know was last seen being chased down the street by a load of armed police and a helicopter. Woner what he did?

  8. How do you get your provisional back if you lost it?

  9. If anyone on here wins the lotto I would like just enough cash to pay off the mortgage and live. Then I could spend all my time flying my bird and ferriting.

  10. Having a beer and takeaway indian should be here any second yum. Had good day out with bird and ferrets. Starving !!!

  11. Neil Warnock just been sacked by QPR! Shame, going to miss shouting obscenities at the TV while he's whinging his way though the post match interviews on match of the day! lol

    1. craigyboy

      craigyboy

      its a feckin joke mate,he got em up,the least he deserves is a full season to see if he can keep em there

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  12. Bob Holness as only been at the pearly gates of heaven for 10mins and he is already being ask by Amy winehouse for an E please bob

  13. venison stew with home made chips and turnip & potato mash for dinner tonight yum Atb lads

  14. Nadolig Llawen pawb!! ;)

  15. Farmer gets a fone call from his son. I've run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor still alive...shoot it says the farmer, and then bury it....about 20mins later he gets another call...done that, what should I do with his speed camera and motorbike.?

  16. Gonna be a windy game of golf today, lets keep them balls low, dont fancy loosing many lol

  17. WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT..... We can't say Merry Christmas now we have to say Happy Holidays. We can't call it a Christmas tree, it's now called a Holiday tree? Because it might offend someone. If you don't like our "Customs" and it offends you so much then LEAVE I will help you pack. They are called customs and we have our traditions. If you agree with this please post this as your status!! I AM A PROUD BRITISH CITIZEN... MERRY CHRISTMAS! Do you have what it takes to repost this?

  18. Family dog walk done, now time to think about doing a curry for tea, and adding the chillis donated by a member

  19. 1-6 unbelievable

  20. [bANNED TEXT] ya start drinking druids u know the nites gonna b messy!!!

  21. more meat on a dirty fork ! quote of the week haha

  22. just sat down ,been on feet for 12 hours ,staight 2 the gym from graft

  23. sterotypical englishman or what sat here with me tea and crumpets after a days fishing.

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