is that the same paddy that worked on a building site and a loose roof tile sliced his ear off, he ran to the bosses office screaming "mi feckin ears bin cut off" the boss gets paddy inside and sends some lads out to look for his severed ear, next minute a lad comes running in, holding an ear in his hand, shouting "paddy, ive found it" paddy looks at him an says "thats not mine son, mine had a pencil behind it"