Little boy walking down the road dragging a flattened frog on a string, he walks up to the local brothel & taps the door, the madam answers he says 'i want sex with your dirtiest girl, who has lots of diseases, i've got £500 to spend'. Madams eyes light up & says 'that'll be me, but why do you want a disease'? Boy said '2night after mum & dad leave, my babysitter will shag me 'cos she likes cute little boys, when dad runs her home he'll shag her in the layby. When he comes home mum'll want a good seeing to. 2moro when Dad goes to work mum will shag the milkman, & he's the c**t