3 mice in a pub having a heavy discussion about who's the toughest mouse.1st mouse says he is,''i go up to the mousetraps rip the cheese out and as the bar comes down i benchpress it 30 times and throw it across the room!''2nd mouse says.''you poof! I get rat poison,crush into powder&snort it.''3rd mouse finishes his beer,gets up and walks to the door,where are you going?saked the other 2.''home to f**k the CAT