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Goly

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  1. Have you considered laser?
  2. Consider, for a moment, the world a rat lives in. It's a hostile world, indeed. If a rat were to scamper through your front door right now, would you greet it with hostility?
  3. That rhubarb & ginger gin is nice, but neat, as you say, like hairspray.
  4. Jaws is my all time favourite film, it's perfect. I was addicted to watching it when from about 4-5 year old, I had all the movies at a similar age.
  5. I got a book, a North Face hat and a few other bits & pieces, oh and a vomitting bug.
  6. 3 Weetabix and a bread roll for me today.
  7. Seen him in Cleethorpes a few years back with a biker gang, he's about 2ft tall and not even that massive, gimp, no wonder he was petrified of PC Dickhead.
  8. It happened with my lurcher when my old man took him out over Langsett when he was wall past his prime, with those hares it's like shooting fish in a barrel.
  9. Best thing to do if your dog is on to a hare and there's a tree hugger having a meltdown, just act up like the Fenton owner, go along with it, all hysterical like, they might believe you're as upset as them. Lol
  10. James Corden, the way he creeps around A-list celebrities makes my skin crawl. No mate, they're not your pal, they are going along with it through gritted teeth to plug something.
  11. Deffo a bug mate, just been throwing my ringer up, Merry Christmas pal.
  12. Honestly I look 9 months pregnant, I can't be sick though, I'm just feeling sick and burping, I think an alien is going to burst out at any second, this is gotta be some Chyna virus.
  13. Can't think of food without gipping, had a few starters and then tucked in to the main, I'd only had a few mouthfuls and the dreaded lurg hit me, stomach sounds like a washing machine and I'm bloated like a Biafran.
  14. Supping till one last night, on the nest while five past, up at six, and we are having dinner at ours today, mother & father invited, fantastic. Merry Christmas to you all, ready for mi dinner and then compulsory snooze on't sofa.
  15. Goly

    Pet hates.

    I hope they reversed back over him to make sure.....
  16. Yep, even with permission you have to chance your luck even with the best of preparation. There's always a pair of prying eyes somewhere near and that's all it can take to get into bother. You might get away with it first time around but after that yog won't have a leg to stand on.
  17. Goly

    Pet hates.

    I'm not surprised the standards are so poor, there's no official training for garbage men, they just pick it up as they go along......
  18. Goly

    Pet hates.

    No excuses for fly tipping but trying to book a house tip, you'd think you were dumping nuclear fecking waste FFS. Like Tats said, people now think feck that for a game of soldiers, bag it up and throw it in, so much for recycling.
  19. Goly

    Pet hates.

    There was no way I was going to pay £25 for a new one lol. Boiled my piss, bin full to the rafters just before Easter and they wouldn't take it, no, not having it, it was getting emptied one way or another, it was either the wagon or the council yard. Lol
  20. Goly

    Pet hates.

    What pisses people off is we are paying more than ever and costs are continuing to rise but we are getting less service for our money. I'm not being funny mate but leaving bins because the lids popping open a touch or something else is being a jobsworth, folk now just chuck everything in a black bin liner and to f**k with it. In my particular case it was one man being an arse, the man who was walking with him said he would have taken it but obviously didn't want to while he was there.
  21. Jess Willard beat an old Jack Johnson and Dempsey beat an old Willard, I think Johnson in his prime may have been able to tie Dempsey up and frustrate him something rotten. There's a cracking documentary on Johnson, he was a character alright.
  22. Goly

    Pet hates.

    Don't take it personally, I'm sure there's plenty of good bin men, I just haven't met any yet. Funny the defensiveness of workers, I'd be biting if you called all railway workers lazy c**ts.
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