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It's been emotional, hahahaha.

As I said, I've ousted the grass. Twice button mushroom has come on giving it large after a Sangria and twice after destroying him Walshie has banned me literally within minutes, cnut must have him on speed dial. Lol

In the Rye?

The kid is a bit of a wreck head, easily led but has a heart of gold. He was walking down a road pissed up and probably coked up, turned out the kid t him and done a runner, doctors said that him being off his head probably saved his life, he was trying to fight off all the doctors and nurses and had to be put in a coma. He had to move somewhere whilst he was going through rehab, he's still as mad as he always was but suffers from occasional memory loss. Because of his mental health situation he's not allowed to just take the money out willy nilly, it's got to be approved by his pare

One of my brothers old labourers got run over during COVID and was lucky to survive. He was in ICU for weeks and managed to scrape through albeit with some long term damage. Anyway, apparently he's getting 9 million pound in compensation, I think that's far fetched but supposedly is true. He's just got a brand new Mercedes last month and has vowed to setup a property development business with my brother and a few of their mates who helped him out when he was going through the wars. 9 million is absurd, surely not?

No but I'll have your brush.

I'm here for a good time not a long time...

Yep, I better get this in fast before the Stasi arrives. I have ousted the rat, none other than our very own Mushroom.

The ultimate male, weekly back shave, King would pay to extract the testosterone out of this mane.

Reach around?

When his mummy lets him have a lurcher that's gonna be it's name.

I'm not but i bet mademoiselle is.

I'd knock you through him like a ten pin bowl.

I made it in to pate last month.