big feet

No mate, didn't walk the river, a nice little city and a good night out, from what I remember. Lol They have a nice football stadium, I went to a match one night with her cousin.

Bye bye little man with big mouth.

Takes one to know one son.

You must have me mistaken for someone else, I reveal myself almost immediately.

Mate, I've got more testosterone in my faeces than you could ever muster. Thanks for the advice, but I don't take heed off people of waist height. Have a nice evening flower.

Yep and was browbeaten in to submission by the triggered, a quick scan of his profile shows he was last on in January, well after ceasing posting, I'm sure he is fine, that killer jab didn't work.

I don't know it all, I just know most things, lol. I do know you are blagging dwarf that parades around the gaff in your hot pants and roller blades like the mincer you are and with a dog that has caught less than my Akita, hilarious. Now off you trot Casanova.

Proper Bolognese mate, the Eyeties don't use spaghetti.

I've worked down there a few times as well, we uncovered an unexploded shell doing some renewal works.

Coal not dole!

Yes mate, looks like the back of the 226.

A very famous image of an Afghan girl that made the front page of the National Geographic.

Surely this is a parody?