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  1. WataWalloper
    I stayed with my ole granny for a few years growing up and she hid everything, from everybody, except me haha I was her blue eye boy haha
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    Telling you, try it mate, an then come say thanks to uncle walloper haha Fcuking microwave haha that’s a pure third world thing to do haha
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    Before I grew up a few years ago an started eating better an stuff haha my missus used to buy the box a them, think it was 36 packs a golden wonder, I could do the lot in 2 days haha or 2 nights to be exact haha kids were always moaning I’d ate all the crisps haha choc an that never been my thing( unless it’s got mushrooms in haha ) but crisps, it was like throwing an elephant plums I went through them that fast haha open packet, squeeze them till the dust, open gob an pour them in haha
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    As long as they hot I don’t care where they come from haha You dirty Fcuking jakey haha
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    You only get about 6 crisps in a snack [BANNED TEXT] bag tho haha
  6. WataWalloper
    And @shaaark I hope to fcuk them pork pies where hot or you’ve gone down a bit in my book haha
  7. WataWalloper
    You trampy heathen haha haha fcukkng snackrite haha what about golden wonder, they by far the best crisps haha
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    When I had the shed full a pouters folk were always coming in to the yard an passing me baby pigeons, ‘ are you the guy that keeps pigeons’ while I’m stood in a pigeon loft, ‘ aye that’s me’, ‘oh we found this baby an wondering if you could look after it for us’, haha ‘ aye ofcourse I will, leave it there in that empty pen an I’ll make sure it’s okay’ haha soon as they walked away it got its neck rung am fed to ferrets haha tho about 15 year ago my eldest lad was only young, hadn’t even started school yet an some old dear brough a young woody round, younger than yours, we stuck it
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    Okay then if it’s a baby make sure you throw summat else in aswell to fill em up haha
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    Ffs Mel I nearly choked on me brew haha haha
  11. WataWalloper
    Pull its neck an throw it in with ferrets or dogs haha but if you wanna keep trying them keep doing what your doing, looks too old for milk now tbh tho, if it ain’t picking at food itself it’s a lazy Cnut an hunger will do it good haha
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    Been running about like a dick last couple weeks without a proper motor haha all caught up with the last of the mole jobs now, back to helping me mate sort this old house, it’s slowly coming on, considering most work getting done in house an he saving a fair bit a dough it’s still coming along nicely
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    I can remember as a kid going to the dinner halls in local schools and collecting all the waste in them big metal pots/buckets with the lockable lids for the dogs in kennels, they dogs were bouncing an healthy as fcuk an that’s what they lived in most the time with odd bit kibble chucked in haha
  15. WataWalloper
    The training was the fact you done it regular, bet they also knew the right way to act around a warren if out, you only ever show the dog the boot of the motor an then a run or 2 an back home then that’s all it becomes accustomed to, show it more an a bit variety an it soon picks up what’s what, but I know you know that haha
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    So dogs are scared of dark an always come back when lamp goes off haha haha your mental mate, iv owned an saw loads a dogs than can run big land an still do the other jobs your mentioning, like I said it’s obviously beyond you to get a dog out often enough to the point it actually knows the score, all your love ever had is point an slip dogs by sound of it, that’s fine if that’s what floats your boat but don’t think that’s all they capable off haha haha
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    Plastic pipe works aswell
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    He is an unconscious comedian mate haha he don’t even know he being funny ffs haha if he could harness that he make it big on kill Tony or some comedy show haha
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    You know when you get a dog you give it a name mate haha if you get to know the dog an actually bond with it an that it comes back to you when you shout that name haha haha even coursing dogs, it’s a bit of a myth that they are daft an don’t come back, some do fcuk off, but work them regular an they get the crack haha , but not all of them, not by a country mile haha ffs don’t make me get a coursing dog to show you that it is possible haha but again dogs know the difference between hunting up an running off slip, I hunted all my lamping dogs an none hunted up on lamp, or out ferreting the hunt
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    Aye like a jumper made out of tights was one I saw, proper home made think he said an Arab showed him or told him a bout it, might not have been an actual Arab tho I class all them sand dwelling folk as Arabs haha
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    Mate unless your wanting to run the best of the best hares in you know where hahahah there still places all over that you can go for a walk an not see a person an have a few runs, if your a lazy Cnut tho an wanna be able to slip from roads or easy to get to spots an busy spot then you bring it on yourself, I could honestly work a lurcher everyday if I had one here here an most nights without any hassle whatsoever, loads a quiet spots about to keep the dogs happy
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    You’ve either owned some stupid Fcuking dogs or it’s you that ain’t got a Fcuking clue haha haha an I don’t think it was the dogs haha let me tell ye summat you won’t ever find out yourself going out once in a blue moon haha you take a dog out OFTEN an it soon learns what job your going to do, an does that job haha if you think that’s beyond a coursing dog, then that says it all about you haha
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    Was another old man in his 70s that showed me how to do that, he flew pigeons up the north a Scotland an was plagued with falcons before I met him, he was showing me how it would work in theory but obviously never done it for real, clever tho haha
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    I was just fascinated mate to be howbstzx he said it was salmon they used to do when he was younger an skint but showed me on a big brownie sat under a bridge under a big full moon, like ye say j imagine much easier ways but cool as fcuk none the less haha it’s summat I’ll have to try an show kids haha
  25. WataWalloper
    Fcuk off haha haha iv saw many a coursing dogs on dales haha haha go on do another one haha
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