Don’t start waffling now you know you ain’t got a clue haha google the words surf an turf ffs haha what’s worst that can happen haha apart from your bubble being shattered an you realising there’s a whole lot going on infront you an you ain’t got a Fcuking clue haha haha
Mate you’ve never ate arse, never tried it even knew about surf and turf ffs haha it’s a big world out there, leave your street an you’ll end up a proper rebel ahaha sniffing arsed an eating exotic steak an prawns haha
I can multi task haha 40 off years of age an never left your own village or been anywhere to eat that sells surf an turf an yet thinks he can throw advice about like stolen gear haha haha
Ole Bruce hsha started the business at 78 or summat an now a few year older, can make money anywhere haha my eldest Donnie helped him few times when he was stuck for help, says it was piss easy money haha
Silly boy, having a lick of the birds hoop boosts my immune system so much iv never been ill, I’m the finest figure of a man you could ever imagine haha try it ffs you an wife will thanks me later haha haha
Funny ain’t it cos half the Russell I see are like that, then you get ones like k got here an a few others I know that are bomb proof, saying that tho I reckon if the graft stopped this fcuker would go wild haha
I have the smock an jacket by ridgeline an they are kept for on quad bike when it’s real bad weather, wear them doing any kind graft an you lose a stone in sweat haha
Iv saw a few dogs get done by rifle an it ain’t nice haha but by time I got around stock most places use the bolt gun, I can’t lie it’s far better an humane, pithing them tho can be a bit emotional to new folk haha
Gayest post I ever did read, go have a word with yourself in mirror ffs, grown men don’t get allergies haha haha that’s what doctor tell you when he don’t wanna say man up ffs haha
I know an old fella from Richmond that does tarmac, got some fancy rig from abroad that does most the graft, my eldest lad done a few weeks work with him, meany to be an awsome bit of kit