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  1. this is my collie/greyhound he will graft all night long plenty ov brains and stamana
  2. :welcomeani: and what type ov hunting are you into ?
  3. thanks for a laugh lads. i have 2 lurchers that stand at 26/27". and they do rabbit no problem. my mate hase a 29"dog it dose rabbits no problem. so u dont just need a little dog for rabbits any way happy hunting lads
  4. is there any close to blyth i would like to attend 1
  5. just showed my kids. and they were disgusted. my 5 year old daughter said u dont hold a ferret like that is more ferret frendly than them bunch ov xxxxxxxx
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    if god made the front ov a women who made the back ? the council coz they always put a playin area beside a sxxt hole
  7. i would like to hang them by the leg over a fekin cliff and put them in a barral and push it down the biggist hill i could find fekin little ass wipes
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    to teddie bears in a airing cubbard witch 1 is in the army the 1 on the tank
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    paddy runs into the pub and shouts to mick. sumbody just stolen your car.mick says fekin hell did you see who did it? paddy says no mate but i got the registration plate.
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    a man goes to bed and reaches over to his wife. starts sliding his hand slowly across her shoulders then down her side just glancing her breasts then carries on down her side and legs. he slides her legs apartand slowly runs his hand up and down the inner side of her thighs. he slows and moves back towards the top and stops as his wife gasps "why have you stopped?"he replies "ive found the remote. go back to sleep".
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    paddy`s in jail. mick looks in his cell and sees him hangin by his feet . mick says [bANNED TEXT] the fek u doin. killin my self says paddy.mick replies it should be round your neck. paddy says i tryed that but i couldent fekin breath.
  12. i no a lad in liverpool who has 1 and he carnt falt it like. jumps carries back. soft mouth when it needs two be and hard mouth when it needs two be. and it is a nice lookin dog aswell. a dog is as good as you make it mate. happy hunting
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