Timmy H

Anyone else think he was involved all the way along? I do.

Been without a bike for 22 years but the itch came back so I got looking. Ended up with this little beauty, 18 months old, 18 months warranty and way under half new price. Done a few hundred miles on it now and loving it. A right grandads bike that gives miles of smiles per gallon.

Tax and insurance sorted. Picking up some new gear this week, yippee!

Smashing job. Horses for courses, all I need is a gentle, easy to ride bike that I can pick up if I drop it, good on fuel and easy to maintain. It's a 2023 bike with modern touches but still needs feeler gauges for the tappets every 6000 miles. When the warranty is up I'll do it all myself. I rarely go on motorways even with the car so the Enfield will be a good tool for B roads and lanes where I live and wild camping on the Quantocks or Exmoor.

349cc, 5 speed box, bike is 190kg.

No power in this one, 20bhp. It's just a plodder.

The Indians put them together far better than the old ones.

Been thinking of another bike recently but didn't want anything too quick or heavy, didn't want to spend a bomb on insurance either so I started looking at Royal Enfields. Found this one, 1 year old, loads of extras, luggage and heated grips, 2 years warranty left and fsh. Pick up at the weekend!

Loaf number 2 looks even better.

Haven't made bread for years but I thought I'd have another go. All by hand, no breadmaker. Got my neighbour in, cut it in 4 chunks, covered in butter and we ate the lot so I've started another one.

Who knew that nearly 12% of the prison population is foreign immigrants? They should all be deported to whatever shithole they came from.

I had another few days on Exmoor last week, on a site but very reasonable and at the time of year I appreciate toilets and hot showers. Doone valley campsite, quiet and loads of room. Some good rides on the ebike. Loads of pheasants, one of which ended up donating breasts for a stir fry. First wild mushrooms of the year too. Tentbox was great, I used the awning bit that fits over the back of the car too so I had cover to cook and keep the ebike. Jackery performed well, kept the bike, phone and vapes charged for me and charged a phone and powerbank for a first time hiker who forgot his li

It's the black entitled racists and left wing dickheads that have made things worse, just picture all them stupid lesbians and well off liberal wankers holding up signs saying "refugees welcome" Do they realise they are the first lot to be stoned to death under Sharia law? Actually, maybe I agree with some points of Sharia, get rid of the saggy titted lezzies and liberal bum bandits. Then we can start chopping up muslim criminals like they do in arab countries.

Don't have too much of this problem down here but if I buy fuel I go and look at the staff before I fill up, same with shops. If they aren't white I go elsewhere. Never buy curries or kebabs, food can be good but I won't buy from perverts and terrorists. Avoid the stinking scum and starve them out.

Well were you wearing your seatbelt? Can you prove it? Make a will and kiss your arse goodbye, Gallows for you, happy swinging in the wind.