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  1. Borr

    BBQ Smoker

    Yep it's been glorious, water fights and swingball ? the kids weren't overly fussed on pork and chicken. Once the tomahawk came out later on a chopping board in was game over , I did it med/well done it was about 145° internal , kids smashed it as did missus, I had about four slices. I might do burnt ends with the leftover pork steaks tomorrow. Hope you feel better soon, be lots of BBQ days to come. I took today off work to make the most of it, too hot to sleep here.....
  2. Borr

    Somalia

    Kenya was quite bonkers was sat at a bar , doormen had ak47s , security had catapults for the monkeys robbing guest, news was talking about hospital budget and there was a guy in the background with a four foot arrow sticking out of his head, my mate got out the pool after a monkey been drinking his vodka and coke all the Germans shouting nine nine and he just sank it down...lol good times
  3. Borr

    BBQ Smoker

    Done out and resting now,
  4. I guess it was 30 today, I've had water fights, cool showers probably a little sunburnt , I'd rather do minus 40 than plus forty....
  5. Borr

    Somalia

    Yes I remember that. Found body in a wheelie bin I think....
  6. Borr

    BBQ Smoker

    Getting pork shoulder steaks on with some BBQ wings for kids, off to pick them up shortly , then got myself a tomahawk for later , might share it if they're all behaving...
  7. Borr

    BBQ Smoker

    Got these on earlier so missus doesn't get hangry, I can hear her coughing upstairs, so must be hot enough ?,
  8. Borr

    Somalia

    There's some beautiful woman there, the hiv rates in Nairobi's prostitutes was something like 90%. Enough to dissuade the keenist sex tourist ?. Was in Mombasa chatting to a Dutch guy used to run r and r for Brit army recruits , he said he packed it in after having to go and drag about 26 missing lads out of shacks for the umpteenth time?.
  9. A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem – how to carry his entire purchases home. While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird L
  10. He's quick for a big guy ?
  11. @skycat this lady ran a few Airedale crosses , until the water came calling , on a boat now I believe
  12. Is a woke like a wok but softer and non binary... My favourite leftover in my twenties was Chinese curry sauce fry salmon steaks in it and serve with mayo , banging ...?
  13. Welding up in the gods...
  14. I'm in work mate , so only quick answers. I just don't buy into poor oil companies in fact I think it's laughable..
  15. Lack of storage facilities especially gas, shutting North sea down, paying off loads of skilled blokes and losing them to other industries, investing in russian interests against British and American advice. You're obviously a loyal company man, I'm sure you'll do well (pun). Didn't they comment they were printing money and didn't know what to do with it , some announced profits of ten billion no? I might have been thinking of Scottish power asking the government to loan us all a grand so they get paid and we all get a debt
  16. My point is not the price but the business and infrastructure, the lack of foresight and all expecting to be bailed out by the tax payer ,
  17. In my opinion that is bollocks , they have had massive profits and could've chosen to maintain productivity, but as with air travel and hospitality they decided to cut off staff and skills to be short sighted in the hunt for profits for share holders...all these industries including farming have had five years to get their shit together, whether gas storage or training staff it's pathetic.... Get and sort your shit
  18. Truth is we need better transport systems, a hundred years ago we were cutting edge, now it's all rubbish. Roads are shite , fuel expensive, trains pathetic and expensive, buses limited
  19. I honestly can't get my head around people slagging off brave men and women fighting for freedom and oppression from Russia , especially as the invasion is going to take from all of us in one way or another...better to fight it on the Ukrainians front that closer to home....
  20. One of them is Moroccan....
  21. Russia trying to dissuade others joining the fight, it will have some effect I'm sure , but Russia executing British civilians ....can't see it myself
  22. I was going to watch it out of spite lol
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