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    BBQ Smoker

    Got these on earlier so missus doesn't get hangry, I can hear her coughing upstairs, so must be hot enough ?,
  2. Borr

    Somalia

    There's some beautiful woman there, the hiv rates in Nairobi's prostitutes was something like 90%. Enough to dissuade the keenist sex tourist ?. Was in Mombasa chatting to a Dutch guy used to run r and r for Brit army recruits , he said he packed it in after having to go and drag about 26 missing lads out of shacks for the umpteenth time?.
  3. A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem – how to carry his entire purchases home. While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird L
  4. He's quick for a big guy ?
  5. @skycat this lady ran a few Airedale crosses , until the water came calling , on a boat now I believe
  6. Is a woke like a wok but softer and non binary... My favourite leftover in my twenties was Chinese curry sauce fry salmon steaks in it and serve with mayo , banging ...?
  7. Welding up in the gods...
  8. I'm in work mate , so only quick answers. I just don't buy into poor oil companies in fact I think it's laughable..
  9. Lack of storage facilities especially gas, shutting North sea down, paying off loads of skilled blokes and losing them to other industries, investing in russian interests against British and American advice. You're obviously a loyal company man, I'm sure you'll do well (pun). Didn't they comment they were printing money and didn't know what to do with it , some announced profits of ten billion no? I might have been thinking of Scottish power asking the government to loan us all a grand so they get paid and we all get a debt
  10. My point is not the price but the business and infrastructure, the lack of foresight and all expecting to be bailed out by the tax payer ,
  11. In my opinion that is bollocks , they have had massive profits and could've chosen to maintain productivity, but as with air travel and hospitality they decided to cut off staff and skills to be short sighted in the hunt for profits for share holders...all these industries including farming have had five years to get their shit together, whether gas storage or training staff it's pathetic.... Get and sort your shit
  12. Truth is we need better transport systems, a hundred years ago we were cutting edge, now it's all rubbish. Roads are shite , fuel expensive, trains pathetic and expensive, buses limited
  13. I honestly can't get my head around people slagging off brave men and women fighting for freedom and oppression from Russia , especially as the invasion is going to take from all of us in one way or another...better to fight it on the Ukrainians front that closer to home....
  14. One of them is Moroccan....
  15. Russia trying to dissuade others joining the fight, it will have some effect I'm sure , but Russia executing British civilians ....can't see it myself
  16. I was going to watch it out of spite lol
  17. 200 odd billion ...other Haha wish I could fill my tax return in like that lol
  18. Spoilt lady, what you cooking? ?
  19. I don't know, but a lone deer I'd guess at roe. Take a picture, roe has black nose and white chin ?
  20. Get down to the bar you tight sod ?
  21. You selling bloody holidays now are ya ?
  22. Do you believe that everyone in UK will stop voting?
  23. Any midges... I fancied tree plating in Canada when I was young, the idea of mosquito swarms put me off lol...
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