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RossM

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  1. my mate had his van done over Ross, £2.5k worth of kit! Was the old bill interested, were they f**k!! Prob some smack head, sell the lot for £50 probably!! 3rd van in a month in the village, 5 yrs I've lived here and never had an issue, I thought I knew who it was and if I never bumped into someone on the way up I was 30 seconds away from going through a door
  2. I had my van done on Monday night, a jacket, wellies, sunglasses, cd's trainers with dog shite on them and most guttingly lamp & battery.
  3. I heard he made a cracking bottle opener for the rest of the weekend......
  4. Van broken into, thieving b*****ds.......

    1. RossM

      RossM

      Same here mines is 3rd took a jacket a pair of trainers with dog shite on them, my wellies, sunglasses and my lamp & battery.....

    2. Joe1888

      Joe1888

      bet the van was left open, dafty

    3. RossM

      RossM

      Nah they popped the lock barrell out and got in that way...

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  5. Had that before photographer out taking pictures of us my van etc, bunny bolted and my old bitch nailed 5 yards from him, I asked if he got that on camera could he email me a copy, he packed up and f****d off lol
  6. f***ing marvellous set of hammers would love get my face right in about them and give it a brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrb!!!!
  7. Work night out the morra........ Carnage foreseen!!!

  8. And a few bags of your cider...........
  9. We had someone phone the plod last year when ferreting, I clocked the meatwagon and just moved to another bit still in full view they came up to the fence and shouted us over, I told them to come here and they tiptoed over the mud to us lol. Asked us what we were up to and then asked If ferret listened to us lol, aye Nae bother pal
  10. I'm on the works night out the morra and that will be fair game although my wee nib wouldn't be up to her expectations!!!
  11. f***ing hilarious!!! http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi5BvxiQsgs
  12. Canny see yours........I'm guessing it says "Stevie Wonder Fashion sense!!"Yours should say Carly Simon sung a song aboot me......
  13. BNIBAs above comes with 2 rechargeable batteries and a pod for normal batteries. Carry case, car charger, wall charger. Wall bracket. Same as link below. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Coast-HP7R-Tactical-Security-Police-Rechargeable-LED-Torch-Kit-201-Lumens-Black-/261581072934?pt=UK_SportsLeisure_Camping_LightsLanternsTorches&hash=item3ce7726a26 £45 posted
  14. RossM

    Edinburgh

    f**k me over your head or what!!?? Cheek to call anyone a tard you probably sit on the telly and watch the couch ya thick cunni......
  15. RossM

    Edinburgh

    Mexico..... Can't you f***ing read?!?!
  16. No. It wasn't an advanced course. After a few minutes talking to that lot, I'm surprised he didn't describe the steering wheel as "that round thing between you and the screen". That would be your belly when you at the computer.......
  17. RossM

    Edinburgh

    Westerhailes shopping centre.......
  18. Aye they go this poofy pink colour...........
  19. Mines is spot on...........
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