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RossM

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  1. Give him pocket money then tight hole.........
  2. I got up at 7.30 took dugs pot then came back and cut the grass..... Getting taken for lunch though so a cheeky wee pint or 2 to be had!! Happy holiday hunting!!
  3. Just an old codger!!! Do you get asked if you want your eyebrows done at the barbers?!? Lol
  4. My wee girl made me a card and I'm made up to be honest my second is due in December too so when they both got paper rounds they can go halfs and treat me!!
  5. Finally.........

    1. patterdale

      patterdale

      The sex change is completed...

    2. The one
    3. walshie

      walshie

      We had to make his password 1 letter long. lol

       

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  6. Can't believe peter blew away a line like that........

    1. Accip74

      Accip74

      What was he thinking??? He needs to sort his f***ing head out!!!

    2. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      It was talc - he bought it off Nick Cotton !!

  7. Pah!!! Good ol tipex!!!
  8. I can see why she doesn't.......... I'd like to say nice pup but the picture quality is pish!!! I'm sure you'll do right by her though bud even if you are a skirt chasing wee bass!!!
  9. Knee proper f****d.......

    1. patterdale

      patterdale

      My 15yr old son totally dislocated his knee last Sunday in a rugby match.1 hour 20 mins wait for an ambulance, popped it back in,fracture clinic in morning.

    2. Dunkanon

      Dunkanon

      shite mate, Ive been carrying ligament damage for years now, keep my knee well strapped up when out on hill.

       

    3. Dunkanon

      Dunkanon

      meant its shite to have a bad knee..lol

       

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  10. I'll raise you........ My mate was trying to hang onto the lamp and neck a bunny at the same time, seen the beam all over the shop, it had only bit him on the ball
  11. Can't wait till socks comes on and tells us how being trained in the art of ken fu even though he seen it in 0.0004 seconds, if it had attacked he'd have it in his famous ball sack nose nipple grip before it even thought about attacking him.........
  12. I fell in love Ross okey !!! Really?!?!........ Which one?
  13. Your soooooooo good with words penny....
  14. Sometimes you need to add something other than raw speed to your blood.
  15. I had a cracking day, just me a beach towel, baby oil and redtube......
  16. D he's our Dean's dog,I just feed it walk it,groom him etc..he does all the graft with him..I get an occasional invite to watch him at work lol..so you could say I'm just a general dogs body lol All your good for............. And taking photos!!
  17. Nice wee bag there disco and the pup taking shape.
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