I remember out lamping probably about 6 yr ago now, was out with big Davie about 6'4, so we were walking through this ploughed field to get to another one when he says "haud oan a minute, am needing the toilet" with that he thrusts the dug lead in my hand, I carried on ALONG the hedge line. Now a bit time passes and I had assumed that he was heading towards us so I shone lamp up the hedge line to let him know where we were...... Nae Davie!! I then assumed that one he had finished his piss the daft c**t having the same sense of direction as a toilet brush had headed in the wrong direction, so h