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RossM

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  1. Do you have to ease your way down the stairs backwards in the morning?
  2. Gets down to the bunnies well for a horse then.....
  3. What height did that rat tailed b*****d make Andy?
  4. There's a saying I think that's rather apt here...... "See if you kept your mouth shut,.......... Then no c**t would no you were stupid....."
  5. I'll ask Santa for it....
  6. is that alsation mate in youre pic i love allys First cross Alsatian whippet... nice is it a rescue Gaz prefers the term "adopted"
  7. That wee girl is the image of you butt. Poor bairn...... Still at least I'm safe in the knowledge she'll never have a boyfriend........
  8. Same age as this wee pot licker
  9. Told you I'd take a shot when it came to breaking through Would you like a flake with that cone??? Aye fair play though joe..... Your keen I'll give you that,
  10. Look at the knuckle left in him too..... Aye he's gonnae be a big lad.
  11. Was just thinking that, my missus moans when there's anything in my shed!!
  12. 'On da count o tree' 'Wun' 'Tew' 'Tree' "POTATO!!!"
  13. I would've said everything except f***ing boxer!!!
  14. I'll skunner your with photos no doubt....
  15. Wee b*****ds... Gee their hole a boot if ye get haud of them....
  16. Did they f**k it like? Wee c**ts
  17. Did you do him? We had a game the othe week,the other team had this youngish lad, looked a bit like Tracey chapman in fact, "oh he's a great player, blah blah blah he was on chelseas cards as a youngster, blah blah f***ing blah" he thought he was the man twists turns step overs the lot, every time he got tackled he was in the players face squaring up, I was wanting a piece of this First 50/50..... We'll be was displeased to say the least! 100% won the ball but it was one of those where the ball just doesn't move and spins in the same spot? And his face hit the turf before his feet did
  18. What happened? How's one f****d?
  19. I'm clinical lol think I was 23 goals in my last 8 games My number 10 is an xxl lol and I'm the same where they say these silky skills......
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