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Simoman likes to drop acid, and stare at his toes until they turn into ferrets and then sings death metal songs backwards in a voice that sounds like Mike Tyson, then runs around in the front yard naked screaming "ET PHONE HOME" until the white van pulls into the driveway to take him for some nice medicine.