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jackthelad

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  1. Does yer Akita pull on the leash [BANNED TEXT] you light the corner of your garden up wae yer torch?
  2. Was going past a woman with a shitzu on an extendable I was on a bike she let the wee tic mop run up to my terriers I never noticed just felt the tugging my terrier had lifted it an was running along the side of the bike shaking it ffs.....so aye feck them things
  3. Iv just had a cnut of a night over the above....drink families wife’s children brothers cousins..... feck the Lott of them .... geez a joab Mack I can do that
  4. In about this for the next few weeks 300 metres pick and point ..... hammer and chisel or pick jobby and weathers been pish up here to last few days
  5. Whole building was covered in cement picked the the lot pointed with quick lime wee bit lithomex round the sills and quoins jobs a good un
  6. That’s it mate in a nutshell always has been whats written in them note books is took as gospel and when you been nicked once them laws are easy to use ..... mad to think walking a lurcher is classed as going equipped Christ there’s folk using food banks I don’t no why that’s not in the argument
  7. That going equipped lark section 57 or 58 in Scotland is basically 3 month in the pokey if you have previous ...... coppers in the north of Glasgow’s favourite that was ...KT..... basically see you in 3 month ..... lifted outside my mums close on a KT.... if they start using that on dog lads the game is fecked..... so if your thought to be coursing they can use that?
  8. Same up here mate there’s a busines closing everyday here soon as there shut it’s either a Turk barbers or schwarma place opening and there mobbed on a weekend .....
  9. A mind that fella wasnt he threatening to bury folk in bogs in Ireland over an ac bred terrier ?
  10. We wer all full of shrooms in a house one night and the buzys came thru the door swear it those coppers will never forget the scenes they came across in there haha like you say Francie mate of ours was laying on a bed arms folded the big copper lifted his eyelid and shone his mag lite in his face an the boy never even moved haha .... happy days back then I can mind getting books of world acid for a pound each sell em for a fiver .... Iv a few mad story’s about mushrooms we used to camp in the hills up in carbeth every year mob handed loved it
  11. Haha boy from where I grew up .... Jonny backwards he walks everywhere backward an tells anyone who listen his heads mince with acid.... personally I think he just a weird fecker who’s been surfing the sick 30 stretch.... an best of it is his names no even Jonny it’s Martin haha
  12. Did you see them mate? My mrs likes them.....phoned a boy in wales for one for her birthday I asked him if they worked fox.... his answer was there to expensive to work to ground haha..... few boys told me about that pack in Inverness beeing used as a wee gun pack
  13. Don’t I did..... feck me what a mistake she still rattles on about it now
  14. When you get to a certain age running across fields isn’t an option if you are caught your fecked from running like socks says gift of the gab comes in handy and not acting the Cnut on the ground also handy if yer lamping buddy’s not a shizen bag .... me my mate got left buy a Cnut in fife pick up came in the feild and he fecked off .... we walked out the feild up a hedge an away so no trouble but that’s bad craic on yer toes an leaving folk or dogs.... as for the op it soon all be banned then you’ll just be like the rest of us.... looking for a run wherever u can get it
  15. Bumped into two lads from castlemilk one morning a bit of ground were the keepers were up for it.... had a blether with them told them what the keepers were like and a shit you not this wee ginger guy pulled a big Bowie knife out his coat and said feck them..... well before the ban.... on coursing not Bowie knives
  16. Was your mate from Greenock ?
  17. Lovely drop that is enjoy mate one of my favourites ..... was fishing last week my mate had a bottle of jura an that went down well
  18. Did you do the illustrations in a frain book? Very similar style
  19. Set up for life if you found that oooooooft that’s like a lottery ticket
  20. Was a screw worked in barlinnie .... pender was his name he boxed out of condorat gym..... well like you say this guy was at it near into his 40,s ..... Cnut would lift his fist if he heard a ding he was punch drunk then .....I’d like to bump into him now he new a few lads we new and was always sound enough to us ..... in fact it was either him or another lad I no had to box for Cuba against a Scotsman at a tournament in Ireland when one the Cuban boxers got refused entry or something
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