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jackthelad

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  1. Don’t I did..... feck me what a mistake she still rattles on about it now
  2. When you get to a certain age running across fields isn’t an option if you are caught your fecked from running like socks says gift of the gab comes in handy and not acting the Cnut on the ground also handy if yer lamping buddy’s not a shizen bag .... me my mate got left buy a Cnut in fife pick up came in the feild and he fecked off .... we walked out the feild up a hedge an away so no trouble but that’s bad craic on yer toes an leaving folk or dogs.... as for the op it soon all be banned then you’ll just be like the rest of us.... looking for a run wherever u can get it
  3. Bumped into two lads from castlemilk one morning a bit of ground were the keepers were up for it.... had a blether with them told them what the keepers were like and a shit you not this wee ginger guy pulled a big Bowie knife out his coat and said feck them..... well before the ban.... on coursing not Bowie knives
  4. Was your mate from Greenock ?
  5. Lovely drop that is enjoy mate one of my favourites ..... was fishing last week my mate had a bottle of jura an that went down well
  6. Did you do the illustrations in a frain book? Very similar style
  7. Set up for life if you found that oooooooft that’s like a lottery ticket
  8. Was a screw worked in barlinnie .... pender was his name he boxed out of condorat gym..... well like you say this guy was at it near into his 40,s ..... Cnut would lift his fist if he heard a ding he was punch drunk then .....I’d like to bump into him now he new a few lads we new and was always sound enough to us ..... in fact it was either him or another lad I no had to box for Cuba against a Scotsman at a tournament in Ireland when one the Cuban boxers got refused entry or something
  9. One mans shits another mans brass....
  10. Your a mad aul bastward...... world needs more of your ilk.... record breaking frog shizen?
  11. Not improved much bye looks of eh em
  12. Don’t be mate I was talking to a guy had a pack of em at a show years back and they looked like a decent dog fox would eat them .....dunno if they have improved any since? There was a keeper up near Inverness had a pack of Sealyham terriers that were used as a wee gun pack never new the man or saw them was wondering any the Scottish members new of him
  13. I had a pal just like that dunno if Katchum would mind him big tall lanky arms down to his knees and that lad was knocking grown men out at 15...... he was murdered at 19 bye his own cousin......
  14. Squad of four dry stone wallers all of us tokers we was on a big civils job throwing dough at us...... other squads drinkers gear heads we ran amok kilometres off walls got chucked up...... the four stoners were the highest earners on em dykes...... some can some can’t simple as that eh
  15. That’s what I don’t get about folk branding us tokers lazy..... good man DC joint after the peice can’t be beaten
  16. I’d love a bit of that pity wee can’t hunt lutra here I’d be right down buying one em kayaks living the dream rik an that choc got a crackin nut on it....all the best mate
  17. Go on mate hoping to do the same just sold a flat an me an the mrs talking about selling the house when we get home..... king of the hill sounds just the ticket...... all the best in your next move..... don’t fancy a swap do ya? Haha
  18. Oooooft lively enough and n there daytime for me mate am ginger and Glaswegian they look at me like am from Mars..... an no fecker understands me but they can all count eh
  19. Nah tbh I dont fancy cutting about there at night it’s a bit like Cairo an your right they all feckin hustlers haha
  20. Christ on a bike that square is mental ......cheap as chips
  21. Only young but she hates strangers .....
  22. Haha love hearing stories like that
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