jackthelad

I was in the yard last week dressing stone saw hammers bolsters laying about a guy pulls over jumps out asks for directions did the silly Cnut not trip over a stone on way back car his leg of his specs embedded n his cheek ffs…. Said u awright mate ooooft right in motor wheelspinned away ….. not heard a dickie since

Never renewed any my tickets after lockdown same as yerself finished with site work absolute pantomimes most of them

Iam subbed to a tree surgeon now trees down laying on dykes they cutting trees out road Iam repairing the dykes Iam in shorts they all in that mad kit sweating there tits off…. Aye horrible weather to work in

That was some shot he dropped that fella with last night

Had ask the mrs what that meant there …. Brutus an Caesar

Yer no as tall as I thought you wer

Dunno about tapped mibbes touched

The main line into Glasgow queen street and the old cowlairs train depot ran past the back of our houses that’s wer we fecked about as weans mind the railway coppers come on me and my mate on island between two tracks just before the tunnel for queen street going to nick us till they heardd bitch at it an they actually fecked of an left us haha u be fecked now….

Wer u no in the railways anyway haha ….

Same mate we are rolling boulders about building dry stone or random rubble walls am 51 this year and aye this heat lets you no it eh ….. global warming is it

Any one come over all peculiar at work in this heat ….went for a pint yesterday after work soon as I sunk it wilted like a big feckin flower went all shivery straight home an bed an was sound this morning

Ring sting in a bottle that

It cost 5 grand…. This bitch has some presence about it big athletic thing head like a breeze block il get a photo of it today

What you think of these Chinese red dogs mate estate Iam on now lady of the house has one and Iv never saw anything like this thing athletic head like a breeze block it’s an impressive looking animal

Aye that’s right mad Sadie an shug haha oooooft