I was having a bit of a debate in the local village today with some Tosser, well what happened is that i was in the tractor & as a car came towards me i realised he wasn't going to stop, so i ended up having to put the tractor in the hedge.
As he pulled at the side of me i called him a few choice names, " you feckin C t, what the feck are you playing at you feckin idiot.
With that his reply was, " do you know i could have you arrested under section 5, verbal assault ", so i replied " do you know i could drive this tractor over the top of your feckin car you tosser ".
Later