does a one legged duck swim in a circle.
does a bear shit in the woods.
smell like a paki's jock strap.
shit through the eye of a needle.
Local saying,
Vidi cold- very cold
licker of a day- weather is rubbish
& a chat up line for the men
Excuse me darling can i smell your fanny.....................NO!!!...............it must be your feet then.
Well Chid it doesnt look good mate See you over Christmas Mate when i come up to mancherster i have got you r number so i will give you a call when i get up there
lol, me too, maybe smeared some rabbit blood on me keyboard, so every now and then the dog posted
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which would make more sense than much of whats posted in the chat room