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big sid

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  1. get some fuciderm or equivalent that will sort it but make sure its ear is ok as it may be irritating the dog and he is scratching the head, ive a great knowledge of canine ailments as ive actually shook hands with a vet.
  2. dont dispare walt , keep on going to the end of the road,when someone hurts you turn the other cheek,be the bigger man, be the better person,dont covit thy neighbours wife,
  3. most people are not c**ts theyre just people getting on with life and the shit it throws.
  4. gone yerself wilfy bhoy
  5. donar kebabs chicken kebabs large donar kebabs no your right socks
  6. 2nd time today ive messed my trousers
  7. yes looks like wet eczema, just have a look in the ears as the spot is very close to its ear.
  8. would someone take this thread down as i'm as jealous as feck, the three most dialed numbers on my phone are chip shop. indian takeaway, and china gold.
  9. are any of you lads pro chefs, some (most)of the dishes are so well cooked and presented it looks like some are.boiling an egg is a challenge for me.
  10. good god ive aged something terrible
  11. theyre horrible hobbit like creatures that cant speak very well and keep repeating och aye the noo, and they keep wee dogs called haggis's that have two legs shorter than the other two to help the run round the mountain tops.
  12. ive had a stern word with both and have told them under no circumstances can they live here unless they contribute to the council tax. they both have said they will go away and think about it and will let me know in due course. ps, i would have taken a picture but my phone was in the car and it was to far to walk to.
  13. must be some right fat b*****ds on this site.
  14. need to sort the moles out as well.
  15. its eaten the bin and it wont go in the trap i had the trap at the base of the tree.fecking getting from all angles but have no fear big sid's here. to be continued
  16. its on tour the now if you want to see it katchum, wrote by tony roper rab c nisbet pal.peter mullen was in the original most under rated actor.
  17. very few schools in scotland had pools, sister was a head teacher and her hubby a pe/english teacher says you must be posh.
  18. you must be some size if you can eat all that for brekkie. btw i wish it was on my plate
  19. cut a few rugs in my time, ya dancing? ya asking? i'm asking, well i'm dancing
  20. did you make them pies yourself arry
  21. you acting the cnut, that dugs 18in tall weighs 40lb you could spark a match off its coat its killed four yes you read it right four grizzly bears and fought a no scoring draw with a polar bear so you show me a yorkie thats that good.
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