I was sitting on an old tumble dry out side a mate's house across the road from my mum's,
And she lived next door to him,
Well at that time i was round his 2/3 days a week on the piss (I was 17), And she started coming in when we were having a drink, Then my mates house got burned down (one of his kid's).....
And he moved to some temperary houseing thing at the other end of town,
So i lost my drinking partener... Anyway i got a text one night saying do you fancy a drink?
She got my number of my mate's wife,
So went round for a drink and never left,
3 kids later and still as happy