Another pal of mine had a dog called striker and he used to nick bottles of milk off doorsteps it wer funny to watch then lay it on its side and puncture the foil lid
When I wer 18 I had a dh col grey I walked to me mams one Sunday me mam n dad wer still at club and the little f----r had the joint off the worktop I just cut the end off the dog had and told her I'd made a sarnie