A man with a black eye boards a plane headed for Pittsburgh.
When he sits down he notices the man beside him has a shiner aswell.
Curious, he says "excuse me, this is a bit of a coincidence that we both have black eyes. Do you mind if I ask how you got yours?"
The 2nd man replies "It was a bit of a tongue twister actually, I was meant to ask the big-breasted woman at the ticket desk for 2 tickets to Pittsburgh, and I accidentally asked for two pickets to Tittsburgh, and she punched me. How did you get yours?"
The first man says "Mine was a tongue twister aswell. I was mean