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Saltmoon

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  1. A a a I'm no cnut prick yes ?
  2. Don't matter what the f**k the farmer says with dogs only bunnys and rats so your on about badger fox and shit your a plank and if your actually serious best keep check over your shoulder as you'll be getting plod and rspca at your door mouthing off on an open forum about all that is daft
  3. Wish the local Tesco had that one ??
  4. Good luck with 3. I had 2 young gun dogs that my wife wanted 2 weeks apart complete nightmare will never entertain the idea ever again!! Best way if rehoming 1 or 2 isn't an option when walking them put 2 in the car spend time with each one on basic commands as a group you will have no chance what so ever and end up with 3 dogs that don't listen or have any training. You will have to have the patience of a saint with 3 young dogs but if you don't spend time with each one teaching basic commands you are setting yourself up to fail. Half hour each day for each dog teaching commands let them be y
  5. Blacky has the after season blues no more frocks for a while gets him down
  6. What will you do with the dogs mate?
  7. Towards yes there is it will only be 100% if I see one with my own eyes
  8. Well just googled it and I'm now 70/30 that there could be big cats in the UK
  9. Big cats might be wild out there maybe not people believe in much more with bugger all evidence god, Allah jesus virgin Mary to name a few so big cats in this country isn't that mental to think really ? I'm on the fence I'm not ruling out big cats but I'm not say 100% there out there either
  10. Is that an open offer chapo I'll come tale some of them bunnys ?
  11. Some people swear blind they seen big cats my mates mum lives by South brent and she is 100% she saw one personally I don't think there about unless I see one myself I'll stick to believing that
  12. That's true but that's the only true thing here there are big cats in this country In the feckin zoo
  13. I've not been up that way mate
  14. What has a mouth but can't talk Always runs but can't walk
  15. What do you call a vegan guy who likes to pleasure himself? A non-dairy creamer
  16. What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country
  17. Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch
  18. Lots of non working ones about these days and I think where alot of places are getting hot on the ground wondering round with a gert big bullx is attention not wanted and may be a fashion thing or a faze
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