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Ted Newgent

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  1. the canadian prison officers union as asked the government to release the non violent prisoners yes you read that right
  2. just downloading Mark thomas checkup;NHS @70 cant beat a bit of comedy
  3. Good film watch jojo the rabbit you will like that
  4. since everyone is banged up bored what films have you watched snatch lock stock and two smoking barrels deadpool the hunt
  5. First day of isolation Re newed my mortgage and told the lady i should rob the bank She said its wearing a bit thin now armed robbery Made jerky Went hunting coyotes Shoot fook all Came home Drunk beer watched films Ate jerky smoked some weed
  6. you misunderstood sheepchaser was asking why there isnt pics of dead people i sad i seen the photo of 25 dead priests
  7. I seen pics of 25 catholic priests in italy thats saved some kids from being fiddled
  8. Red cross parcel delivery today
  9. Grabbed some essentials today maybe grab some food tomorrow
  10. just been the shop for milk and tonic water (nearly gin oclock) only 70 people allowed in the store one comes out one goes in limit of 2 items store wide took me 40mins to pay for my 2 items,lines on the floor to keep your distance from the next person and they are getting perspex screens around the cashiers next week .shelves are pretty well stocked now that there is a limit
  11. They have run out of face masks in town So I improvised
  12. My wife yesterday made up 1/2 a dozen food parcels and delivered them to some needy old people in our town most of them cried when they received the food
  13. I told the woman in the bank you said to rob her she laffed and told me she has been robbed 3 times at gun point and its wearing thin lol
  14. Fck off no Australian by all accounts lol
  15. Lol wont take long to catch me i am the only Englishman out 4000 people ?
  16. sad mate get a bigger dog maybe then they will leave you alone lol
  17. i am going to the bank to re new my mortgage then buy two 24packs of beer off after yotes later oh tonic water for the missus or she will go chuck norris on me
  18. getting to the point of martial law now
  19. maybe the asteroid will hit america then donny starts a war with flying rocks
  20. thats hilarious anything else going on in the world aprt from this fckn flu
  21. Shop by me just stocked up with new face masks
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