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are you sure it was your brother a little bird told me it was you on one of your previous trips as a sex tourest not your brother was it not you who dropped the hand and found more than you bargained for i heard that still didnt stop you we will have to get cammoman to investegate to find the truth if you need some sort of therapy theres places that can help so im right then trader it was you having the therapy the other week, remember me i was the tutor i thought your rehab had worked but youve lapsed,telling everyone its your b

latest news paddy enters the world wanking competision but he didnt come anywhere

are you sure it was your brother a little bird told me it was you on one of your previous trips as a sex tourest not your brother was it not you who dropped the hand and found more than you bargained for i heard that still didnt stop you we will have to get cammoman to investegate to find the truth

i think hunter 12 is top man

one more before the football on safari the group notice a lion licking another lions bum, one of the group asks "are they cleaning each other!" "no" replies the guide "that ones just eaten a paki and he"s trying to get the taste out of his mouth :sick: :sick:

very good elma and rogue two old chaps have been for a few beers and a game of bowls at there local. driving home they knock a black boy off his bike! in a panic they put the boy and his bike in the boot of the car with the bowling balls. then they are pulled over, the police then looks in the boot and a shocked pc gets on his radio "sarge ive found a niggers nest! one has hatched and its already nicked a bike"

little johnny walks into his parents bedroom and sees his dad giving his mum one, his dad just laughs, throws a pillow at him and shouts "get out" a little while later johnny"s dad hears a commotion coming from johnny"s room, he rushes in and is horrified to see johnny shagging his gran johnny just looks at him and says "not so f*****g funny when its your mum is it"

zookeeper says to paddy the gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it would you consider shagging it for £500 paddy replies" i will on 3 conditions 1st im not going to kiss it 2nd my family must never now 3rd i"ll need a couple of weeks to get the cash together

Good animals are never advertised....fact.

sound advice moxy