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    Hey Ditch, just seen Nick Cave on Jonathan Ross on telly. Do you get our BBC over there? (sorry to break into the thread guys) Cheers, D.
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    did you take it yourself dox, Sure did matie your own/mates birds are they,,,,,,nice clear pics,,keep clicking Course he did, you can see his reflection (and the windows) in the bird's eye. Pic 2. Great pics! Cheers, D.
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    Seen similar before. Pricks.
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    Is it only me that can't stand Paul O'Grady?
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    Very neat, but I'd rather have the guts out asap, can leave them for a few days before dressing them that way.
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    Also if you trawl through all the channels available via Sky Freeview programme guide you can select regional ITV and BBC programs to watch, for instance BBC Scotland football highlights in Cornwall or South West TV news in the North East.
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    Sorry mate, can't bring myself to feckin watch it!
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    Hand squeaking. It's a thing you need to practice. I have had strange looks at work whilst practising. It's also different trying to do it on a windy night out in the rain rather than in a "sterile" environment. That's why I use a caller. About £4 from E Bay including postage. Cheers, D.
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    KHS (equine) Found them on the web. Pay about £100 a year per dog. Have had over a grand worth back for my lurcher's (cross breed) injurys over the last 5 years and it's only gone up a fiver!
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    coffee

    dytkos replied to sue's topic in General Talk

    Coffee, love the smell, hate the taste. Tea everytime. Cheers, D.
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    No critiscism meant but Kay's suggestion is better. Ferrets are social creatures and they develop better in company. It's as easy to keep 2 ferrets as 1 (providing they have the room, etc) and twice the fun. Enjoy. Cheers, D.
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    Hello mate, hamstring is above the knee, at the back of the thigh, basically below your bum. Calf muscle strains or probs usually hurt in the middle of your calf, any lower and it could be tendons or Achilles. I'm no quack but I've had all the feckers. Cheers, D.
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    How can you tell when a Burnley girl has had an orgasm? She drops her chips!
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    Theyr'e excellent, suprised you've not had more replies! Cheers, D.
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    Learnt how to "wire" rabbits in The Dales from a great rabbitting man back in the 's. A wire coat hanger was straightened with a loop bent into one end and the other end bentback at an acute angle about half an inch long. When you approached rabbits they would duck into the limestone pavements, sometimes only a foot or two down in blind natural depressions in the rocks. Down with the wire, contact with the rab, a few twists of the loop and withdraw. Hey presto! One bunny! Sometimes slightly bruised but sellable as ferretted. Cheers, D.
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    SORRY!
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    Feck me Ditch, what are you on about. I Just double click internet explorer, then favorites, then THL, BT feck us up every now and then with line probs but I'm scared shitless about having to understand all that firefox shit etc. Only one sort of fox shit as far as I know! Best of luck, cheers, D.
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    Used to fish at Castle Loch, Loch Maben about 25 years ago! Mate caught a 25pounder there, I only managed an 11 pounds fish. Don't know what its like now but a lovely place near the Caeverlock Widlife sanctuary. Loch Ken is (was) good fishing also. Cheers, D.
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    Sorry for you. RIP Jack.
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    5FT will take a photo of a set thats on one of our farms top hole is almost 20ft above the entry holes,and yes they do use them all. Another sign is fields that look like they have had a herd of horses in them,were badgers have ripped up clodges in search of grub. Don't forget all the holes full of badger shit
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    Feckin unlucky mate. RIP Blue
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    Man goes on a self improvement/motivational course at work. Comes home with a load of new found ideals and theories. Says to his missus " I'd like you say something to me that will make me happy and make me sad at the same time" Wife thinks for a few minutes then replies" Well, you're dicks bigger than your brother's"!
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    Bear coursing

    dytkos replied to a topic in General Talk

    It's working. Doh!
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    Ferrets, they C$nts shouldn't have internal organs. Wankers!
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