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dytkos

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  1. Strictlys on fook the football ? Cheers, D.
  2. Nice one Kenneth, load the gun lol Cheers, D.
  3. Getting Liz Truss as Prime Minister is like tunnelling out of Josef Fritzl's cellar and coming up in Fred West's living room. Cheers, D.
  4. Just had an ad pop up, 'Find single Ukrainian women'. Come on now, it's not as though it's going to be f***ing hard, is it? Cheers, D.
  5. 1. Rumour has it that the floods in Pakistan were started by a suicide plumber. 2. There's a new curry been brought out in aid of the Pakistani flood disaster victims. It's a chicken bury auntie, served with nan dead and poppa gone. 3. The BNP have donated 6000 crocodiles to the Pakistani flood appeal. 4. The Queen has sent a letter of condolence to the Pakistani president. She wanted to mention that Britain has plenty of spare pakis if they want some back. 5. I bet little Mohammed isn't having to walk 3 miles fetch water now! I think I'll ask for my 1 a month donation back
  6. Voice was ok tbh, you ever heard Janet Street Porter? ? Cheers, D.
  7. My 21 plate Berlingo is a bit like that tbh. Cheers, D.
  8. dytkos

    queen

    Nobody does it better. Astounding. Wish everyone watching today felt as patriotic every day. Thank you Ma'am. D.
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    A.P.B.T....

    Two of us mate ? Cheers, D.
  10. Check this out lol North Cornwall Hunt (@northcornwallhunt) • Instagram reel WWW.INSTAGRAM.COM North Cornwall Hunt shared a post on Instagram: "Spot our new entry this morning ?? #NCH... Cheers, D.
  11. Steak and kidney, suet crust, new pots, mashed swede and carrots, buttered leeks, and fruit sponge and custard to follow ? Cheers, D.
  12. £3 an hour and £3 for the test, no theory test just a few questions on the highway code. ? Back in the 70s before anyone says biblical times ? Cheers, D.
  13. Pretty thing mate but a lot of graft for ownng? Fair do's ? Cheers, D.
  14. Company insurance? He'll be learning to drive in a Hi-Lux lol. I did part of my learning in a LWB Landy, plenty of practice on 7 point turns ? Happy birthday Fin. ? Cheers, D.
  15. Awesome shepherds pie ? Cheers, D.
  16. Penberth cove at Porthcurno ? FAO Wild, it was Will Young that had the house on Bodmin Moor ??? Cheers, D
  17. but would put a dress and make up on for the kids Blackneck is the same ? Cheers, D.
  18. Try watching Escape to the Country with Sonali Shah ? Cheers, D.
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