Hasn't rained here for over 3 weeks, 29.5° on Friday, can walk across the river without it going over the top of my boots and the tourists are here showering their wetsuits off ffs.
Cheers, D.
Tbh it looks worse than it feels, didn't do any ribs thank fcuk. Have broke ribs a few times, hurts like shit and takes ages to heal, this will be OK in a couple of weeks ?
Did that on Saturday was doing walking football on Tuesday ?
Cheers, D.
Went to watch a band on Saturday night, only a couple of miles away so decided to pedal out there.
Only had five pints so not pissed but possibly had that arrogant confidence ?
Clipped a gatepost with my left pedal, span me round into a metal post ?
Bikes OK.
Cheers, D.
Yes mate, my old bitch had the same, had it took off and her spayed.
12 months later and it's back, she's got the big C but still trooping on at nearly 13.
Cheers, D.
Fooking nobbers couldn't beat Sunderland and that gurning cnut is now in the play offs.
We missed the POs on goal difference after conceding 2 95th minute goals recently but smashed Millwall at theres. ?
I fooking hate football.
Cheers, D.
Not since I stopped running pubs except I speak to Andrew Ridgeley a few times a year.
Oh and my Mrs is Facebook friends or something with the rugby player Jack Nowell cos he sponsors her godson.
Cheers, D.