dytkos
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A brand new car is being launched in Portugal, which includes space in the boot for a child. It's called the Renault McCann. I had five hundred Kit Kats in my fridge and my mate had one in his. I pressured him into giving his to a homeless person. That's basically how celebrity charity appeals work. Cheers, D.
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85% of homeless are men 76% of suicides are men 70% of murder victims are men 92% of deaths in the workplace are men 7% of men get custody after a divorce 97% of war deaths are men The joke is feminism; the idea that society oppresses women is laughable. Feminism is weak women using their gender as a reason for being weak and need to go to seminars and listen to some sour-cunted hag talk about female empowerment to feel f***ing validated when in reality you're just a vagina with legs that makes sandwiches and pushes the hoover around a bit. ? Che
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Cheers, D.
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Absolutely brilliant! My dog did that course but he got a time penalty cos he stopped to piss on every obstacle ? Cheers, D.
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I start at 9, finish at 9 tomorrow then that's me till Weds evening, ??? Cheers, D.
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One of my faves, Corned Beef Hash. Cheers, D.
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What role are they gonna play Ken? Looks like they'd be handy ferreting dogs. Cheers, D.
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Crossing to keep the running dog genes
dytkos replied to Aussie Whip's topic in Lurchers & Running Dogs
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There you go mate. Cheers, D.
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I tried to play frisbee with my dog at the park this morning. It was useless. I think I need a flatter dog. A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter. Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age." "Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her f***ing appendix out!" Cheers, D.
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What's the difference between George Best and Princess Diana's chauffeur? Best could take corners when he was pissed. The wife's insisting I quit my job, because she thinks it's cruel we've started testing our new products on rabbits. She's got a point, I suppose... I work in a hammer factory. Cheers, D.
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Katie Price says her first two recipes on Celebrity Masterchef will be inspired by her personal life. For starters, there's the Caribbean sausage in cider. Followed by extra thick black pudding. In order to make Katie Price feel right at home on the set of Celebrity Masterchef. The judges will be flinging most of her food up the walls. Cheers, D.
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You not got any plates mate? Cheers, D.
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He's got a missus? ? Cheers, D.
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Still a prick ? Cheers, D.
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Have a guess. Cheers, D.
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Cod loin, prawns and spinach Cheers, D.
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6:00 am today Cheers, D.
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Calm down mate he's in New Zealand ??? Cheers, D.
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Gareth Gates had to cancel his planned comeback concert in Chester last night.... He ordered a taxi to get to the gig but ended up in Chichester Cheers, D.
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Cheers, D.
