I need to re-home a dog. It's a small terrier, and tends to bark a lot. If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over next doors fence and get it for you.
My doctor told me to take up an activity that gets me out of the pub.
So I've started smoking.
I was worried that the mechanic would rip me off because I was a blonde woman. Imagine my relief when I found out that I only needed indicator fluid.
Cheers, D.