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dytkos

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  1. Just had some from him, top fella, great service 10/10 Cheers, D.
  2. George Newcombe used to have some back in the day, before you were born mate ? Cheers, D.
  3. There was a fella used to come down here with the Pennines that had a proper Beddy that I saw being dug to but that's only the 2nd I've seen in 40+ years ? Cheers, D.
  4. Mine are the same, Mrs will say "who wants something out their box?" Soon as the word box is said they're up at the kitchen door waiting for treats ? Cheers, D.
  5. And really good when they get wet ? Cheers, D.
  6. Tbf he would have needed to knock Canelo out to get a draw there tonight. BJS a good boxer but not at the same level as Canelo. Cheers, D.
  7. Putting it on BJS now. Cheers, D.
  8. What is the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't jelly your dick up your girlfriend's arse The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the Blue Wkds went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit pissed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted sol
  9. Happy birthday, have a good shift ? Cheers, D.
  10. Yeah quite often find that the books are better than the TV/film productions in a lot of cases? Cheers, D.
  11. Canelo rounds 6-8 Cheers, D.
  12. £48 per dog here, full jabs but not wormers Cheers, D.
  13. They have been named Joe Coe and Aquarius ? Cheers, D.
  14. The wife suggested if I was bored during lockdown, to make a bird table. Now she's kicking off because I only put her in fifth place. went for a walk with a beautiful girl today. Then she noticed me, so we went for a run. If anybody wants a copy of Osteopath Weekly I have back issues. Cheers, D.
  15. I walked by the house I grew up in and when an elderly couple answered my knock, I told them I grew up in this house and asked if I could have a look around for old time sake. They told me to, 'f**k off' and slammed the door in my face. My parents can be so rude. Been learning how to guess the weight of dogs. Picked up a few pointers yesterday. Cheers, D.
  16. Loved Groucho, and the films were way ahead of their time ? Cheers, D.
  17. Just thought I'd give this thread a bump. Just finished this, grew up with this bloke on the telly before the New Order/Hacienda stuff. Very interesting 8/10 Cheers, D.
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