Just heard this one, figured you lot would enjoy it....for more resins then one
A Japanese ship was sailing in the Pacific Ocean.
The Japanese captain of the ship put his diamond chain and Rolex watch on a shelf and went to have a shower.
When he returned 10 minutes later, both the chain and the watch were missing!
He called the four crew members of his ship together.
A British guy was the ship’s cook. The captain asked him, “Where were you the past 10 minutes?”
The cook answered, “I was in the cold storage room to select the meat for lunch.”
A Sri Lankan wa