Jonjon79
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We used to have a train driver that was ex legion. He was a Romanian and, a decent bloke. He's moved to another company now. We seem to get a lot of people with interesting histories in this job.
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That's what I just looking at - I can't understand how he can fit all of that bread and the other grub inside himself.
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You dropped your fork mate.
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Lamb roast dinner at 9:30pm after spending 10hrs at the hospital with little 'un. ........ thank god I'm on a later shift tomorrow.
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A bit of a trial run today - Peaches cooked in cinnamon, demerara sugar and dark rum with clotted cream. ......... The missus loved it - happy days
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I've got no faith in voting now - the job's f****d. We've got an unelected foreigner as prime minister ffs. All they do now is ship in their own 3rd world mates that will help them to win votes. My missus grandad was the mayor here once - a local man that did his part in WW2. The mayor was a foreigner last year, same as my local councillor today. The current mayor is a stuck up old white bird that does f**k all - she can't even knock up a half arsed sound byte for the locals. All we ever get on the ballots for a general election around here is the usual Conservativ
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Sounds like we should buy in a few IDF lads to watch our monuments.
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He's a windup merchant mate - I dropped a bollock by replying to him It's a personality disorder - walks into a crowd and just blurts out cobblers for a reaction........ he's probably bored because she's left him again.
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Ok clever bollocks. How about you hold back your big mouth for a short while and, enlighten us all - assuming that you're mentally capable of course. How do you see that a small nation that is surrounded by stone age nutters, baying for their deaths, could put the quickest end to the problems?
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I agree with all of that but, I think Israel should be thinking about dumping a load of missiles on certain parts of Iran - I reckon they're the worst antagonists.
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That's funny ☝ .......... but, he's spot on as usual
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No roast today - the missus is working until 7pm and, I'm off to work at 2am. We've got a really good sushi place near by
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To be fair, I reckon that chicken roll is pretty tasty
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Wanky companies that do those staff meeting events. One that I remember told us to pull off as much toilet roll that we normally wipe our arse with. Then they went round the room and told everyone to state as many facts about ourselves as squares of bog roll we had. They thought it was a funny ice breaker for the group until I twice told the pillocks that I like to wipe my arse with 2 bits of shit roll.
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Working in retail. It was a good job when I started - I was a store manager for 15 years but, the place soon filled with area managers and directors that should have been drowned. They favoured shitty meetings that took way too long to discuss stuff like 'staff development plans' and 'periodic team reviews' - the only people that liked stuff like 'if it's to be it's up to me' and 'team work makes the dream work' was the brown nosers and, there's plenty of those. When I started it was about making a good profit, taking care of your staff, getting a good reputation among
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That poxy lane assist thing that some cars have now - I was driving a Golf a few weeks ago and the bloody thing trys to nudge the steering wheel by itself.
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I reckon a couple of A10 Warthogs should be used for their protests.
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I hope there's a big line of angry British coppers in riot gear that are looking to crack a few skulls on the 11th. Most of those home grown lads will have predecessors being remembered at the Cenotaph and, will probably still be pissed off over the last bunch of primitives that gave them grief recently. I hope they give them hell
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That's an excellent scene from a cracking old film
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Poofs - I got worse than that growing up. My mum didn't need that chalk shit, she had some proper Bruce Lee hands - you couldn't duck what you earned in our house
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Around 5 wagons came off in one of the quarries - I feel for the lads that had to get in that shit to deal with it
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Same here tonight mate - Shepherds pie Looks like she served it up from 30 yards but, tastes good
