Jonjon79
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The ausies will bomb any issues there with our kit on our behalf if requested
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You can't trust any of them - they're sneaky little feckers that will flood the markets with overpriced shite kit given the chance. We dont need that or them.
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Nice bit of topside for the Sunday dinner and, a cottage pie from the leftovers today- I enjoyed that
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How long until the French start Trying to flog exocet missiles or shitty raffael planes to our enemies? Still, it's not like we can't chase their crap over made up boundaries and just bomb the shit out of it anyway
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Fine by me if it upsets the other mob
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I've just finished watching the 10 Commandments. Cracking film
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Well that didn't take much - 2 of our bored lads on a fun run from Akrotiri and a yank training exercise probably for 2 kids from Alabama and a few dead Yemeni nuggets. Now the ragheads are taking notice and understand that the phrase 'f**k around and find out' is a genuine offer
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Although if you're not used to them, you may need a sit on the bog after you've scoffed a couple
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You eat it you nutter - cut the f****r in half and dig it out with a spoon. It's loaded with fibre and vitamin C
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No cooking for me today - the missus knocked up a lovely dinner But, this morning I discovered that I really like dragon fruit - it kind of tastes like pear and kiwi fruit. It's probably got enough carbon miles to kick off a severe bout of tourettes in Saint Gretta ......... fk it - I like it
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I never catch these fkn things but, after a quick visit to hospital a couple of weeks ago, something has properly caught hold of me and given me a right kick up the arse - I feel pissed, I've got runny eyes, a cough, snotty nose, really weird dreams, the sweats - it's nothing serious, it's not covid, I'm just out out of direction and, I wish it would f**k off. Normally I put on an extra layer and sweat the b*****d off at work for as long as it takes. Because I'm off work at the moment I've been using 2 sachets of Lemsip in cold mineral water. It's like a medicinal gatorade. Also, a good
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I once went to Tunisia - I'd like to see the stray cats and dogs get fat after the IDF or Luftwaffe turn the place to pink mist and rubble.
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I didn't click the laughing thing to be a twat but, you're spot on - they just can't take as much stick
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f**k Iran 2 British pilots in well armed F35s would have these cave men back in their box within half an hour. Yet, we allow them a little tolerance. Wtf? Infact, 2 retired pilots in Harrier jumpjets could end that mob in a short nights work. Why the feck are they all allowed to carry on like they do? Fingers crossed for Trump and his MOABs next year Leaked Iran papers reveal 'mobile hijab courts' plan - BBC News WWW.BBC.CO.UK "Confidential" documents obtained by the BBC show how Iran is d
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I do like rabbit liver - lighty fried in butter with English mustard when I get back home The dogs love the kidneys, heart and lungs as a treat - they go nuts over the game bag when I get home.
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Mine's the same mate but, to give her credit, she can knock up a nice old fashioned meal if I request it. She has to Google the recipes though ....... She won't eat rabbit, squirrel, pigeon or Pheasant when I bring it home. Women eh? I tend to avoid McDonald's - it's the best tasting laxative that I've ever had
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Very similar to my grandparents - there was either liver bacon and onions, faggots or, savoury duck (in that sort of theme) - grandad would make it with pig bits and roasted fat, slow cooked. Similar to yours, with gravy and veg My cousin once got through most of a plate before she found out that there was no duck in there Although, I must admit, I haven't heard it called that for years - happy memories
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The railway won't put up with you f***ing about on paragliders when you're supposed to be working though mate ........... just sayin'
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Fk me - reading this lot, I've been lucky. I had sciatica once when I was 16 after getting planted on my back - a shooting pain in the arse cheek and a divvy limp. The gp recommended that I dangle off something - a go on the swings frame sorted that thankfully. Then broken ribs in my early 20s - I stayed stoned for a while so that I could cough and sigh. ........ although, I'm not of made rubber anymore so, I tend to be a bit more careful. My thing now is these ganglion cysts in my palms and feet. Ain't it fkn great........ I would have gone a bit more mad in my
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People that indicate at the last second on a roundabout then honk their horn at me when I'm half round it. Wankers! They're brave in their car but, they didn't expect me to come to a full stop on the roundabout and get out of the works van tonight. Cnts wouldn't stick their fingers up and, soon shit their pants when I was stood at their fkn window. Go and roll your leased motor you peasant arseholes
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Bear Grylls is a bit of a twat - Ray Mears does some good programs
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Yes, I heard that from the same friend - he said that another mate was screaming to be taken to A&E while he was off his nut on them on a camping trip up your way. Apparently I was like the scene on Young Guns where they're on Peyote Fecked if I can remember any of the time in between but, I've always been quite a calm person, thankfully.
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I like them mate - the flavour gets right into them
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I did mushrooms once in the late 90s - a mate made us both a cupasoup with them. He didn't want his so, I had them both. Those things took a whole day off me - we started late morning, when I came around again, his missus and my girlfriend at the time were there, it was dark outside, he was on the whizz and tinkering with some radio on the dining table. I didn't see stuff that wasn't there but, everything was well distorted. It was out of control more than anything else I'd tried. ......... when I left, I could have sworn that the car had a flat tyre - I checked it 3 times on
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A really simple one for me today - mushroom, onion, bacon and cream with pasta. It's been a long week so, something quick and easy went down well
