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speedlamper

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  1. his wife has written one to, still trying to get my hands on that
  2. mr nice/howard marks is a great read, the guvoner/lenny mclean and grafters are great reads to
  3. i was going to sell 8 legs but it was 2 deer
  4. says it all really some of the comments are even better I suppose it would save hosing them down after a run through the muddy fields, just throw the pooch straight into the sea. skinflaps, Jan 11 2006 what does it run on? batteries? There are already dog-like seals. normzone, Jan 11 2006 what do they feed on? catfish?
  5. The loch yeti monster!!!! you've heard about it aswelkl then
  6. the goverment have tiny cameras and microphones built into every lightbulb ever made and know what everyones doing anywhere in the world! also heard today that bigfoot's been giving the loch ness monster one and know she's up the duff
  7. i pay the equivelent of £1 a day with petplan which covers me for £5000 of vets bills and boy did i need it last year, even if you dont pay it into a policy open up a bank account and put a quid in a day just so its there incase of an accident
  8. going to? thought it was already
  9. i think everyone should move south, then they'll be more of the north for me when you all drown cos the souths underwater, i'll be like noah and his ark
  10. the ones in orange and pink are deffo packing meat and 2 veg wouldnt you just love to undercut one of them with a wet wipe, take that tango woman!
  11. he was the best man was the wedding car a 1.2 corsa with an oversized exhaust and 'fat' alloys?
  12. god if my wife was that ugly the last thing i'd be doing is post her on the net
  13. well they do make the milk turn chocolaty
  14. Oh speedy your so set in your ways well they should say what is not pussy foot around, goverment controled media, you mention the word reccesion and it conjours up bad memories from the 's, thatcher, riots, protests and worst of all mullets nobhead spin doctors who are paid to come up with this type of shite, its a bit like saying gordon brown isnt very good at his job when what we actually mean is he's a f****n usless c**t
  15. what happened to the word recession? was it to scary for some people so they changed it to "credit crunch"? sounds like a flippin breakfast cereal
  16. i think you'll find senior officers are allowed to take there handcuffs home with them
  17. its amazing what some people report to police, my local rag this week featured an article about a car break in where someone climbed through an unlocked boot into the front of the car and stole a whopping.............. 45 pence, and the owner reported the theft, the phone call to the police probably cost more than that, and people wonder why the police are always tied up
  18. i've just had a vision from wallace and grommit lol why not just go for a walk/run or jog on the spot for half hour
  19. you forgot men washing there cock!!! its ours and we'll wash it as fast as we want
  20. press play then pause it for 30 secs so it can load
  21. when your times up its up, i'd rather just have an attack and die than spend the last 10 years of my life being spoon fed proccessed pig swill and having my arse wiped by some overweight tattood carer
  22. bit more info would be helpful, what card you running now on what system and like stubby said.. wtf's sc2? could just be your drivers need updating
  23. the olympics are shite, they should have proper sporting events like the egg and spoon race or a sack race, might stand a chance at winning something then bring on the paralympics, looking forward to the 3 legged relay
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