speedlamper
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I think speedy would suit an afro i've already got one keeping my sack warm
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was out tonight on a my permission and caught a set of white eyes in the lamp, roughly 5/6ft off the ground and then dropped to about 2 ft, the way it dropped im sure it was human, couldnt of been a cow or horse because it was in a patch of woodland thats fenced off and the cows were in the other field, the permission is shared between me and my mate i know he was a few fields in front so it couldnt of been him, didnt dare approach on my own cos im a chicken shit and he could of been carrying anything, got my mate and came back but he was long gone. there's only one road up to the fields and t
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http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/Article.as...umentid=9338458 personally i chuck a rope over him and make a rope swing
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http://news.uk.msn.com/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=9387790
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i had to phone in a few weeks back and told my boss i had "tummy ache" being foreign he didnt quite understand that i actually meant i'd been shitting through the eye of a needle all day and was just being polite
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you forgot to add keep eyes open at all times
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i had to read that 4 times before i made sense of it "i was fooled by a woman donkey" think i'd better get some sleep tonight
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what a f*****g idiot, its people doing stupid things like this that is going to get airguns banned, kids playing and target practice just don't mix, what sort of moron leaves a loaded gun unattended where toddlers are playing? i hope west midlands police make an example of him, how can it be a "tragic accident" MSN NEWS toddler shot in head
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i'd ring them back in the morning, tell them the dogs dead, looks like its had a fit and strangled itself on its the rope that they had "advised" you left it tied up with, tell them you'll take care of the burial seeing as they didnt give 2 hoots what happened to it when it was alive so why would they when its dead, make the b*****ds feel really guilty, if your mate will look after it for a month or 2 till you can rehome yourself great, get that agression out and let it spend its last days with a decent family instead of rotting away in a 2x2 cell at guantanamo dogs home
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just a guess but im saying technology's got the better of him, probably computer problems, either that or he's won the lottery and is blowing the lot on hotels hookers and jack daniels and if he turns up in the next day or 2 he's been in bejing representing england in the gymnastics
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shame you got the dogs, you can fly there in less than an hour for around £30 return from anywhere uk, cant really leave the dogs behind though
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is it just me or is she one ugly woman not the ugliest person in the world but she does look like her
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know you come to mention it you bear a slight resemblence
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i'd call it "rape" then you can walk round the park shoutin it at the top of your voice
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only thing i can think of is your entering the wrong details(caps lock on or something) either that or your i.p is banned
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i'd go for the drive pal, make it 8hours and keep goin upto loch ness, some cracking camping spots on the north road, about a mile past drummondrochit (think thats how it spelt) there's a cycle trail thats goes quite high above the loch, follow the trail for about a mile and a half and there's a few nice spots, when you open your tent first thing in the morning and you see the fog over the loch you get this feeling you cant explain and you'l never forget
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yorkiexmop head
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ha no speedhunter havent grown them yet i'll let you off then
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no sprouts?
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you should be able to play it in realplayer if you have it or vlc, other than that you need a converter program
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A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man. "I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "Oh, please come to my house!" "But sir, I have a wife and four children..." "Bring them along!" the rich man said. They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in." The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my hous
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1. punch a dolphin 2. girls aloud, one after the other(except the ginger one) 3. be the first person to walk to the north pole in y-fronts
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Near Northwich side of Cheshire but I shoot down at a club in Staffordshire near Loggerheads. Fish on the River Weaver and River Dee you been for a clay shoot up at bosley cloud(staffs/cheshire border)? where's loggerheads in staffs pal never heard of it? Loggerheads is near Eccleshall - towards Stafford. Never shout at the Cloud - what is it like? Where do you shoot at? i live in macclesfield but shoot in leek, bosley cloud's a great place for a shoot, cracking view from the range
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cant find any, best thing to do is stick your little finger up its bum if it bites you its fine
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try the countryside, best place you'll hit them only joking, head shots and nothing else, esp with a catapult, check its eyes, if it looks like its smoked half ounce of jamacia's finest its got mixy,