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speedlamper

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  1. supposed to be driving down there tonight with a pal to cast a few lines in the sea, im off to work soon so wont be able to keep an eye on the weather alerts and roads closed because of floods
  2. cheers for that, printed it off, laminated it and stuck it up by the sink so i wont forget, and there was me thinking excessive masturbation was the best way to get rid of the smell from your hands :wankerzo4:
  3. THE GIRLFRIEND/DAUGHTER IN LAW TO BE,lol she's rather nice, good effort on his part looks like you've dropped one and followed through on this one THE WIFE,MY SON,HIS MOLL and ME
  4. should of asked me, would of taken you 2 secs lol
  5. if i knew all that i wouldnt be hanging around this place i do and i still mix with the peasant folk
  6. hmmm so its either me or the uk i cant be the only english insomniac don't suppose you know how to grab flash media, convert an swf to avi then upload as a torrent by any chance lol
  7. that is quite funny, they do like to over-react them yanks! why's it called snake scares reporter though? first snake i've seen with four legs
  8. saw on the one show today about the rise in people giving up there animals (mostly dogs) because they cant afford to keep it because of the credit crunch, animal shelters/homes are full of top animals with loads left in them slumming it in a 3x2 cage, rather than choosing a breed and then looking for that dog why not pop round a few shelters and see what they got in, take the missus and kids if you have any and visit a few, make a day of it, im sure you'll all fall in love with something along the way that would make a crackin guard dog, most shelters only ask for a small donation and you'll b
  9. saw about this programme on this tv info site (that dog looks just like mine did when i first got her ), never heard of it before and it sounded quite good so i googled it and found the homepage on the CBS site which had a videopage but................ none of the videos will play on my comp, i know fox has the same thing on there site that only people in the u.s can watch it and im wandering if this ones the same can someone try it see if its just me(and any yanks see if it works for you would be helpfull) might just be that i have to register but it doesnt say that anywhere c
  10. you been smoking to much green by the sound of it
  11. Fair play to him for taking full responsibility, but if he'd have had control over his dog, you'd be looking forward to a season of hunting. It's all right saying sorry after the event, but it shouldn't have happened in the first place, IMO. exactly! will he be taking responsabilty for the vets bills?
  12. you havent got a really fat ugly girlfreind have you? used to see her all the time with 5 ridgebacks, hope its not lol
  13. well either he was killed and its a tradegy or he killed himself and he's thoughtless wanker! either way its a shame on his family
  14. my freinds granddaughter is called xenobia(think thats how its spelt) probably means the fear of having a normal name! noone ever calls her that though, ze ze for short
  15. defense contracts alone are worth billions, i know the u.s spent 600billion dollars on it last year, funny how the same company that gets the contracts also own most of the news channels over there, how do you put a price on a soldiers life?
  16. gimme that fawn i want it now do you breed corso's
  17. they should bring them home and give the money to suppport the familys that have lost loved ones, nothings going to help this recesion apart from lending laws, thats where most of its going, lending money to people who dont have a hope in ehll of paying it back
  18. the one with a ping pong ball?
  19. Well my eldest son was born on D day bloody hell how old are you? She is old enough to know better She was once valued at the antiques roadshow and has a hallmark tattoo'd on her bum 24 carat plonker?
  20. Well my eldest son was born on D day bloody hell how old are you?
  21. I was going to call a girl katherine Jane Elisabeth Ann , Tudor fixation i have she sounds like she's off her head very sharp that one SL..... so was the axe
  22. I was going to call a girl katherine Jane Elisabeth Ann , Tudor fixation i have she sounds like she's off her head
  23. im glad she's back, she'd get a damm good seeing to
  24. should be there when it tells you your trial has expired
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