speedlamper
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Everything posted by speedlamper
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arnt you expecting any either probably not! you can help me with something actually hun which one do you think would be best for a loved one or cant decide The top one would get my knickers wagging dont think i've ever seen knickers wagging! i'll send you the top one if you send me some pics
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arnt you expecting any either probably not! you can help me with something actually hun which one do you think would be best for a loved one or cant decide
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there's never a postal strike when you need one
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its a cracking episode tonight, gordon catches a black theiving yank c**t robbing of his boss and he gets what he deserves 10pm on 4
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he was charged with armed robbery, nobody got hurt and nobody died, he just f****d up, the scum you mentioned are f**k ups and dont deserve to live nevermind hold a fac
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Very bold comment for a newbie lol but everyone has made mistakes, some more than others and if he is regretful for his mistake in the past why should he be punished, he's obviously done his time and grown up agree with that complety, he could of just gone out and bought one on the blackmarket, give the lad a chance for trying to go legit
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where do i sign up
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check your isp terms and conditions, your still liable
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LOL Classic. The queer one mickey cracks me up the one in the Pink puffs palace (limo) last week he lost 2 keys of coke Starting again on E4 right now.. his best line was when the bloke said that cars a bit pink aint it mate 'it aint pink its fuschia'
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stripped my laptop today, forgot to take the take the battery out and touched a curcuit board when putting the fan back and made it spark, crapped my pants when it didnt turn back on, left it for half hour and seems to have fixed itself praise allah
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it will only affect people downloading mass amounts, i know people downloading between 5-7gig a day, the odd movie now and then isnt going to make much differance, they cant check every kb from every file a customer downloads, it really depends on where you download from, how you do it plus what safeguards your using
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what a day they must of had 8am stood at the top with the spade looking down thinkin here we go again 5pm stood at the bottom thinking i cant be arsed walking back up there
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and pot rice were a vision of the future
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you wouldnt touch the sides bro all the cock she's had, it'd be like chucking a sausage up the high street! i'd be lucky to get married, cant even get laid, my standards must be to high
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i was actually gonna change the truck so it said the red arrow points to ditch shitter with his pants down filling a hole :laugh:
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Found this on the web and thought I would share...Pretty neat..I wanna go see some of these holes. (if you’re expecting filth you’ll be disappointed). looking at photos like these scares and fascinates me in equal doses. the sheer scale of these holes reminds you of just how tiny you are. mirny diamond mine, siberia i’m pretty sure most people have seen this one. it’s an absolute beast and holds the title of largest open diamond mine in the world. at 525 metres deep with a top diameter of 1200 metres there’s even a no-fly zone above the hole due to a few helicopters
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and i was going to say your not just a pretty face but you can forget it now :tongue2:
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hows the inside of it? check the vents and the 2 fans are clean
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LIFE IN ENGLAND The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts: Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Phew weeeee! Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice cle
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electric tooth brush :clapper:
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What am I This useful tool, commonly found in the range of eight inches long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes is usually hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. When used it is inserted, almost always willingly, somtimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again many times in succession, often quickly, and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognise the rhy
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i watched one of my neighbours cleaning his car outside my house the other day, the dirty b*****d emptyed his ashtray in a pile right opposite my front door, guess what went through his letterbox
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i use the pro version, it shows building sites near me from last year, have all my permission marked on it,
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shame there only showing 6 episodes of this series
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i used to work between rossendale and bacup, saw quite a few beasts there