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speedlamper

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  1. how the hell did it know to hold it under the water to kill it i doubt it learnt it from fish
  2. maybe there just here on holiday, long weekend break or something, more believable than them living here
  3. what goes 'woof woof bang?' a terrierist
  4. same here, petplan all the way! had both legs done, would of had to cough up £5000 fee's/tablets, insurance costs me about £1 a day, there's no way on earth i could of paid it in one lump sum so my other choice would of been PTS.
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    gmtv

    saw this in the paper the yesterday, they reckon one in 8 pet rabbits have it, time for a mass cull i reckon
  6. seen the advert for this, looks really good, keep missing it though
  7. its f*****g heartbreaking aint it gaz, remember when mine dissapeared out the back garden, turned up 15mins later soaking wet, she'd only took herself to the park for a swim and then came back home
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    Antis

    what do you get if you cross an anti with an uncle... an ankle classic
  9. i think you'll find its wales is nearly in cheshire
  10. How dare you!!!Birmingham is unique...where else would you find 3 million people with speech impediments that depends! what is the population of wales these days
  11. other side of the midlands, there's a good one in leek,staffs. not that big but they can order anything you want, pretty good range of second hand rifles/shotguns aswell, the 2 owners are top blokes, they'll look after you, been in the hunting game for years, feck knows how with one of them, he's that fat he could creep up on an elephant lol
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    joke

    This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he would spend it on the golf course. After arriving at the club house, he was told that the only way he could play today was if he was willing to play along with three nuns. He agreed and set off with the nuns in tow. At the first hole he said, after you, and the nuns insisted that he go first. He took a giant swing and sliced it into a nearby bunker. "Goddammit!" he said. "Oh, my, please refrain from using that kind of language around us." said the nun. "I'm so sorry, ma'am, it won't happen again." The nun gets up to the tee and he
  13. get yoursel down to pet city lol
  14. have you got an msn/windows live email address?
  15. what platform are you using and what version of msn?
  16. if you give her a hoover she'll do her job
  17. wasnt the end of the world last week? wish it would make its mind up, no point i buyin christmas presents that year then
  18. isnt leaving the scene of an accident a criminal offence? hope you got his reg plate
  19. they can take 30% of my wage but they'll never take my coppers jar
  20. i saw one once, followed it for 1/2 mile then it dissapeared behind a sign saying thanks for visiting knowsley safari park and that was the last i saw off it, think it was a lion
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    Dreams

    you know i can only remember one dream i've ever had and i had that about 10 years ago (probably last time i slept properly) and still remember it like it was 5 minutes ago. i was messin with a car battery for some strange reason and spilt acid on my hands and burnt a hole through my palms so i ran to the chemist to buy some bandages but i couldnt pay for them because my money kept falling through the holes in my hands so the b*****d wouldnt give me any if anyones got one of them stupid book of dreams(that someone dreamt up) see if you can look that one up
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