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  1. speedlamper
    NPOWER!? saw them on watchdog a few weeks backs, not the best company to work for, more complaints tham any other energy company, they even sent a monthly bill for nearly £200 to a house that had been knocked down 6 months earlier genius hope your not on the complaints desk
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    every centimetre the routers closer to the wlan counts, try and get it higher than what it connects to improves it to but make sure you can get to it easily to reboot it if needs be, try a few diff places round the house and try downloading a file with no other progs running and see where you get the fastest speeds, p.s the law says that if someone is stupid enough to leave an open unencrypted connection then there responsible if someone steals it and the content that the thief downloads!
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    a spiritual medium? you mean your extra large till you've have a few beers
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    my names eric pierre mohammed smith, im 93 and a compulsive liar
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    scrunching can lead to inconsistant thickness resulting in the old finger through problem, folding your guarrenteed to have atleast 4plys of finger protection with every wipe
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    when was this? last week
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    there is no santa the easter bunny and the tooth fairy made him up
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    Why me?

    speedlamper replied to Tyla's topic in General Talk

    the dogs a shame but a cars a lump of metal, you've just had a holiday and got engaged and you've got the cheapest vet in the feckin world! look on the bright side
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    HE WAS AGREAT DANE THE ONLY DOG TO BE INLISTED INTO THE ROYAL NAVY AS AN ABLE SEAMAN how the feck can a dog be a seaman?
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    rabbits

    speedlamper replied to login's topic in General Talk

    sherwood forest! watch the sherriff of nottingham doesnt catch you though
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    i feel like shit, been up all night snivelling, round my nose is red raw and i have to be at work soon, anyone got a quick cure that can get me through tonight
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    why would he do a runner when someone came? where you somewhere you shouldnt of been?
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    bloody kids, it'll probably end up fetching a ball for the rest of its life, not doing what it was born to do,
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    Passed

    speedlamper replied to borderboy's topic in General Talk

    well done pal, deserves a few drinks that and now you can drive yourself home
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    for riding a motorbike without a license i got 6 points on the license i didnt have! figure that one out
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    when i saw the title i thought you'd got an errection
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    bloody criminals! the lot of them should be locked up
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    his stand ups brilliant but have yo listened to any of his podcasts? grrrrr tht feckin laugh
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    Used to love ricky g but he's just got so full of himself and that fecking laugh of his just makes you want to twat him
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    frankie boyle he's feckin brill on mock the week, Stephen K Amos is piss funny to
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    there was a big sign on one of the roads out of town last christmas that said "TURKEYS CALL IN" i doubt many did
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    if you are offended by racism, sexism, ageism or any other ism then go and tell someone that cares A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got 30 seconds to get out!' The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you c u n t !' why are women like clouds? eventually they F u ck off and its a really nice day What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on. A man walks into a petrol station and says, 'can I please have a Kit Kat Chunky?' The lady behind the till gets him a Kit Kat Chunky and brings it back
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    Oi your only a county away yourself yes but thankfully you all breed amongst yourselfs
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    looks like his masters overdone the gimp torture thing! are them dark patches burn marks? there all a bit odd round there
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    few years back you could win round the world trips, luxoury cars even a million pounds on tv, now look what you can win top prize whoopee doo
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