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Greyman

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  1. Boats are quite an interesting reflection on people’s lives have seen some stunners fall into disrepair over people’s health etc no one likes to admit they are to old so cling on to them when they should have passed them on , to the world it’s just a boat but to the owners it’s different I still work occasionally lol have family and friends here and do the school run thrice weekly so can’t fook off all the time as much as I would like have covered more canal miles in other peoples boats while mine doesn’t often move why not knock a few doors and make some silly offers you may become a boat ow
  2. And finally another clear sign of spring me and the dog getting a number one alllover lol
  3. I’ve just heard on the QT that one of the best moorings in the marina is coming up for grabs if I get it I will be spending even more time on the top as it commands the best water for fishing I’ve spoke to the bloke on there and he is happy for me to go to the office with him when he hands his notice in so I can bag it before it becomes common knowledge
  4. Nice little wander today been out for a good few hours found another little cubbing den a water vole bait station sat under a rookery and watched them rebuilding then saw this owl box someone had decided to fix up in an old dying oak tree it’s full of natural holes ideal for nesting in anyway and home to lots of jackdaws that will probably take up residence in the box. Idiots with good intentions we have loads of owls they thrive here have seen five different species here in the last year or so
  5. Sadly mate it’s the shackles of life that weigh you down, we have been designed to own a new car get on the mortgage ladder foreign holidays blah blah blah, but go and buy yourself a bit of land put a big hedge around you throw away your telly return to the basics like food and warmth and shelter you can still be happy just stop chasing the carrot the world has dangled at you and it will all be a lot better,
  6. Mate I live my life walking the line of right and wrong I stop at the side of the road when a tree comes down and chop it up sometimes I will cone the road off if necessary we’ll i was having a conversation with a very highly strung little chap by me and he was moaning about the cost of wood for his fire so I says why don’t you pick up windfall like me, he then started asking me about the legality’s of it to which I obviously replied I don’t know and don’t care I,m clearing up and keeping warm he came to the conclusion he would stop and pick up some wood when he’s in his van because by the tim
  7. You have to do something to put your back out, more likely to dislocate a thumb
  8. Just sat on the deck watching the sun set and a few bats out and about again
  9. Goan coconut curry for me after a lovely sunny day
  10. If you never had the baggage of a family would you actually just stay in and become a wage slave to pay bills you gotta be a bit odd I would be off on my adventures if I ever found myself alone either boat or motor home until I drop just keep going until you can’t
  11. Little wander through someone’s garden lol nice little weir I’ve seen some decent chub perch and trout under will dangle a worm in June found a fox earth under a bush and put the panther shoe on my dog to leave some tracks for me then went to the local community shop as I need a kettle you can get everything from a haircut to a hot meal there and you pay what you can afford
  12. There’s not much in this country I haven’t hunted and killed my friend I,m now an old guy who walks in places most don’t go I shoot a catapult and take pictures of things I see I,m not trying to hunt a cat but if I was I would be light years ahead of you and the Salukis trust me lol
  13. Sadly once again you are mistaken you look at pictures in a book as conclusive, I take pictures of possible prints in real world situations and send them off to an expert I put them up for peoples discussion just you won’t allow discussion, you see the bloke with the green coat around his waste, is a white African that’s spent his life tracking and teaching tracking of the big five he can tell you how big an animal was often what sex it is so strangely I take advise from him and not the site idiot that was bought a book for Christmas now please f**k off we were getting along just fine without
  14. You should have borrowed grebs book
  15. I can’t really be arsed with your shite but more fool me I will attempt to show you what a dick you are, the picture above is a stamp in a perfect substrate as an example to idiots like yourself in the real world animals walk on different substrate also like people all have slightly different characteristics to there individual feet this is a great example, no lobes and claws lol you see we moved from books to the real world years ago and things vary from drawings you total daydreaming arsewipe
  16. I think your greb and talking out your arse again
  17. Got to keep you in your place at all costs
  18. Just looking up what it was and found this, looks like you’ve had a nice little tickle there mate
  19. Think I might be about to get to know him lol
  20. Very possible right size more round than oval and a lack of claws I will definitely send them on for a more professional opinion cheers
  21. Tell him to put a phone or clipper lighter down for scale a tape measure is better or his hand if nothing else the one with the tape measure is also from the forest
  22. Swans nest full of eggs and an angry mum seeing me off lol
  23. Had a really nice one a couple of months ago in Gloucester but can’t remember the name of it as I was on a boat and my mate ordered it on an app got it delivered to the boat in Gloucester dock
  24. I’m lucky the butcher just up the road is the one Jeremy clarkson took his pigs to to be butchered on clarksons farm as he still has the abattoir on the side of the shop and every Saturday it’s inundated with Africans spending big money and coming out with sacks over there shoulders like Santa, if your ever in Bristol look up rice and things mate it’s pretty good all the jerk chicken is cooking on the pavement outside in 45 gallon drums makes it hard to walk by
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