Greyman
-
Content Count
17,068 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
156
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Gallery
Articles
Gun Dealer's and Fieldsports Shop's
Reloading Room
Blogs
Calendar
Store
Classifieds
Everything posted by Greyman
-
I have an aptitude for it and would love to live long enough to see civilisation collapse, in that situation it is said that 90 percent of the civilised population would kill each other within a fortnight, I have a tendency to fall over quite a lot due to a neurological issue and a bit of Arthur in my spine, so I take a survival bag with me almost everywhere as I do a lot of walking on my own and need to be able to survive a night or two if I go down and am out of range, I have a space blanket, tarp, fire striker, several hundred meters of power cord, several torch,s and knives and a couple o
-
Micro penis, no friends and shit clothes I,m sensing with this one, but God does love a trier eh mate
-
Recon I might enjoy a bit of catty sport if they come this far, used to drop starlings as a kid with a pouch full of Bb,s wrapped in bog roll, peasants shotgun
-
Nature usually sorts out what should and should not be here maybe a population explosion of goshawks and sparrow hawks will be next
-
Cat food
-
Tiny dicks and massive insecurity,s spring to mind, a fool and his money are easily parted
-
Looks like the terrorist dentist strikes again
-
Don't look like a typical fanny licker owner can't spell the make of dog, I think he may have nicked it, but i,m a suspicious type
-
Sounds like the Forest of Dean
-
I got one today but it was a big black feral first card change for a while , i,ve caught the same one three times in two years makes me jump every time, but lots of young deer which is good and lots more fox,s than last winter
-
That's were I get mine from
-
Only to whack the odd coot for diving on my baits have been known to take the odd duck for the pot but not really, I always have a catty and a pocket of bearings no matter what I,m doing, all of my coats have one in the pocket, it's an opportunist weapon and you never know when an opportunity will arise,
-
I use a catty and have carp fished since 1990 I buy around 2/3 thousand ball bearings a year never been an issue, but I have,nt downloaded a terror manual or been on holiday for 6months to Syria which is probably more likely to flag you up
-
Unless you like going on the piss or having the put in on the beach, which is my kind of holiday
-
Well I guess you,ll have to survive without it, boom boom I,m here all night,
-
I still keep getting glitches since the new wonderfull upgrades to the site, or maybe it's all the porn sites you,ve been checking out after the porno thread
-
Did you not get a tracking number ? Maybe it's held up in customs depending on what you bought I buy quite a bit of stuff from China and it can take anything from a week to a month, plus it's Christmas, any how's hope it gets sorted good luck
-
I recon he might have been my dentist, my teeth look like a bombs gone off in me mouth
-
Looks like a mackerel to me
-
In his defence, he claims to have been so pissed he was barely conscious and the mum made all the moves, but as I said a standing dick has no conscience, I nailed a married woman with kids on a regular basis when in my late teens so maybe it's genetic, but as a single bloke any holes a goal ,
-
My son had to take a couple of free slaps from a school mate of his last year (he,s not at school now 24) but met an old mate last year went on the piss and ended up shagging his mates mum, every boys dream turned into every boys nightmare when his mate walked in to find him balls deep in his mum, he come home with a bit of a shiner and a load of strangle marks round his neck I asked what had happened and he told me the story, said he felt a bit bad and could,nt really whack his mate after what he,d just witnessed, so gave him a few freebies and got on, as they say a standing dick has no consc
-
Don't know about that mate, I,ve killed a few off when I get the bong out at the end of the night
-
Does anyone else put on a few extra pounds this time of year?
Greyman replied to Jonjon79's topic in General Talk
As I,ve said before we may think we are superior but underneath everything we are still a basic mammal, and like all mammals it's our body,s job to store fat for the cold months, we are also more tired because it's natural to sleeping more like all British mammals they don't hibernate just sleep for long periods to conserve energy as in nature there is less food around in winter so why expend energy looking for food that's not there when you can just sleep, we can also consume around 3000 calories just to stay warm if we never had central heating, so scram up and enjoy it -
Spot on mate, my daughter was bullied relentlessly by a girl several years older than her, the school were afraid of the family as they were the typical scum who have not worked for several generations and about 15 of them would turn up pushing prams and swigging beer at the school gates, my misses was asked not to upset them by the headmaster, I leave diplomacy to my wife as I have non, anyway this went on until the misses decided to have a word, then things really started heating up, so I drove to there house knocked the door and when the old man answered i whacked him square in the face and
-
FairPlay Ken a genuine act of kindness, done
