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Greyman

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  1. I was in my 40s when I done that so I can't even use youthfulness as an excuse, when I phoned my misses to tell her I might be a bit late home and explained what had happened, her reply was your to fat and to old to be up a tree then she hung up, ?
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    Germany

    They have just had there elections and re elected the cause of the problem, so what can you expect, maybe another 4/5 years of being scared to leave your house and innocent people loosing there lives might see them wake up and smell the roses,
  3. Someone still has to cut it into bite size pieces, ?
  4. Yes mate they were all in a bay under my tree when I came crashing down, it was on hampool in south cerney, funnily they banned all tree climbing a few days after ?
  5. I,ll leave the bullshiting to Danny nineham mate, I,m only interested in the real deal and if I,m wrong then I,m wrong
  6. If I landed on my head I would have been fine, ?
  7. Here,s one I done a few years ago, I was in the top of a tree scanning a gravel pit for carp when the treetop snapped off, I fell around 25ft and managed to get impaled on a sharp branch on my way down, the picture of the hole was taken in the drivers seat of the van I still had a 45 mile drive to get myself to a hospital
  8. Was that by special branch ???
  9. There is a grave of a slave a young black boy somewhere in england and on his headstone his name is something like little sambo, ?
  10. Still have a golly wog doll somewhere in the loft, he ain't offended no one in over 30 years of being up there, yet we had a road called black boys hill near me that was so offencive they changed it to whiteladies road road wtf is that all about, in my youth I went to school with all colour and creed of people, you were never judged on it, but if you were a dick you got a slap and I never heard the word racism until well after I had finished school, it's just another word for the libs to throw at people that disagree with them and nothing more,
  11. Welsh tell your tight ass boss to pay for a scaffold, I fell off a roof a few years back smashed my foot up quite bad, got £47 a week off the social for me and the misses to live on, lost 3months work, and the person I was doing the job for deleted any trace I was working for them so I could not make a claim, now if there not willing to pay for a scaffold I won't go up any higher than the gutter, I,ve fallen several times but as time goes by I don't bounce as well as I did when I was young
  12. It's the funnel effect you are looking for anywere that forces animal runs to converge, and underpasses are one of the best, all animals also like the path of least resistance and footpaths used by people are alive after dark with animals, as are canal towpaths, when you get that cat picture don't be to embarrassed to call me, goodluck
  13. One more tip for today if your worried about someone stealing your camera use frame fixers and an impact driver to attach it ,this is how mine go on and I have not lost any yet despite having put them along public footpath,s and in plane site of everyone, you would need to smash the camera to bits to get it off, it's also good for screwing into concrete in motorway underpasses and places like that which are real hotspots
  14. Here you go, spend a few pound extra as I have bought several cheap ones that are total shite, this one works perfect kids bought me it off amazon less than a score and though I don't like to disagree with born as he,s a super intelligent young man I would avoid trail cams that use the micro sd cards as they are very easy to loose in the debris of the woods floor, if however you do end up with the micro sd model either lay a white carrier bag or a towel on the floor when you take the card out so if it does escape you can see it,
  15. I have a Swann system on my house 4 cameras all the cables a unit that sits on the telly with a mouse and stores shitloads of footage £200 in Maplins took around an hour to set up and is pretty idiot proof
  16. What you are saying is the reality but what John d is saying is the dream that Blair sold us into, I read something some years back that I found shocking but it helps to understand the crisis, in Germany they need 12 million tax paying migrants simply to keep paying the rather nice pensions that the ageing German population expects and that's just one eu country, so I guess looking through rose tinted spectacles and thinking that everyone arriving would be a hard working tax paying citizen instead of a lowlife its easy to see why the powers that be thought it would be a good idea and now the
  17. I know mate it was one of mine, it's to easy that's why I do it over here, I like a challenge ?
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    Harris hawk

    Get him an owl call mate, it's good fun you can call them right in and get quite a few all hooting back at you at once,
  19. And that's why it's hard to have sympathy for them mate the liberals wanted this multicultural shite and invited them all in , now there all moaning that they are all shooting and stabbing each other, build a wall round the shit hole and chuck Blair over to run it, he can see his dream unravel before his own eyes
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    Harris hawk

    Here's one I found a few weeks ago sadly most of the bird was gone and there was not enough plumage for a proper I'd, my two main contenders are, hopefully a buzzard as we have them in bucket loads around me but worryingly found it in an area I saw my first goshawk in a year or two ago and have seen other reports of goshawks in the area so what do the experts recon ???
  21. Funny how things have gone down hill since boris handed over the keys to good old sadiq can't, they will try to juggle stats to make it not look so but since he became mayor things have slightly gone down hill, but I,m sure he,ll get another term for doing such a sterling job of running our capital city into the ground
  22. Only in Pakistan can you own a man for a fiver a day mate, sadly I charge much more and can't guarantee a snow leopard, the only thing that's better on my tours is I speak English and you won't shit yourself inside out the second you land, enjoy yourself and take plenty of pictures
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    Smart meters

    The smart meter has cost energy company,s £14 billion to roll out, that's not for the benefit of customers but shareholders, it's designed so they can charge a higher rate at times of higher usage once they have all your usage data, you are not obliged to have one and if there,s one in your property you have the rights to have it unconnected so it runs as an ordinary meter, any company with shareholders is looking for higher profits each year regardless of the cost of the product they are selling its the nature of the beast, so that's a know for me as well
  24. It's surprising how quickly we can change the facts of history especially with the help of a blockbuster Hollywood movie,
  25. Ignore the one above mate and have a little Google, if a private firm is aphiliated to a certain body they can still get all your details from dvla and prosecute you, if they are not a member of said body they have zero power and you should ignore them and not even confirm your name, if they are a member of the said group and you still want to fight it ,go back to the carpark and take photos of all the signs they have put up as they have to be a certain size and displayed in a way everyone can see them, if they are not take pics and tell them you will gladly go to court, if someone that looks
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