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Greyman

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  1. Many moons ago my good friend and flat mate had a simular dream until he delivered a package to someone who decided it was more financially beneficial to just blow his head off than pay him the 20k they had agreed, so make sure you check the small print before you apply because it's not all scar face and pulp fiction mate and delivering for Dhl is probably safer
  2. I don't give a monkeys what I do, because for me the day is already ruined when I have to get up and leave home to do anything that I don't enjoy, at my own pace, so really I,d be happy stuck in a remote cabin monitoring wildlife, also love the canals so maybe one of those weed cutting boats, or a lock keeper on a remote stretch of canal,
  3. Correct it is a friend in need by placebo, a friend in need is a friend indeed a friend with weed is better, ? nearly ?
  4. I,ll give you £50 cash for it?
  5. The more I get to know people, the more I like my dogs ✌
  6. Apparently my inbox is full, I won't personally be doing a talk but I,ll find out about it and get back to you, ?
  7. One and the same thing mate, it may be a regional thing but they both make you look brown without the need to leave the house or gym ??
  8. It's what lads that don't go out in the sun apply to there skin to make them look tanned before they stand in front of a mirror and photograph themselves looking sexy ??
  9. I believe if you look in the glove box, they come as standard in that particular model mate but watch out for skid marks in the older models, they can be murder to shift on a cool wash and the main dealer will charge you a fortune ?
  10. Greyman

    Nets

    Sadly You will only see £5 after the standard 50 percent recovery fee has been subtracted ?
  11. Personally after seeing the 6 pack selfies I,d imaging something like this would be more in keeping, lots of room in the boot for some bronzer and Spare shoes in case of mud, and one spare seat for your towel and shorts when going to and from the gym, winner winner chicken dinner
  12. But every fat bird in bed cloth,s is sat outside the school gates in a merc or bmer bought on tick
  13. Because half the jails are run by Muslims, and if your a lowlife, nonce / child killer or other undesirable type they offer you protection from the other inmates that might want to cut your throat, they are like recruitment centres now for idiots at the bottom of the social ladder
  14. Sadly no one is allowed to challenge these ridiculous out bursts for fear of loosing everything to the left wing media, but in there own words only 18 percent of senior staff are from a black or ethnic minority,s as 97 percent of the U.K. Population is white that means only 3 percent are from a minority so that is 6 times higher than the national average but still we are branded racist and told to do more, ???
  15. Not saying it to have a dig mate but when I turn up for work mid winter in ten layers and my old Scottish mate is stood there in a vest asking what's wrong, I have to accept your made of stouter stuff than most southerners
  16. Most jocks I know consider anything above a light frost to be like Spain so you,ll have to give figures, it's hot and humid but cloudy in my neck of the woods and have had some pretty impressive thunder storms
  17. And rational discussion will lead us all to the same conclusion as Mackem has already said, ?
  18. Or it could have been dropped by a terradactile ? But all avenues need to be explored and thus far your theory is the most plausible ??
  19. Horse up a tree in Scotland as well
  20. Greyman

    Teachers

    An ear and a half is 18 month half an ear is only 6 months, should have payed more attention at school ??
  21. Not were but when, England in the 70s and 80s may have been the vigour of youth but everything seemed much better then, would happily travel anywere and stay for different time periods but would probably always return home
  22. I have a torn rotary cuff tendon at the moment, ( totally severed) I done it in May last year when I fell and dislocated my shoulder, have been told an operation is the only cure, but I,m not keen on going under the knife and seem to be doing alright, it clicks and crunch,s a lot but with lots of exercise it seems to be getting much better, the nhs is in so much shit trying to get it fixed is a ball ache and all they want to do is give out physio which makes little or no difference, so for now I,m going to just live with it plus I know a few lads that have had them repaired and been worse off
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    Jogging!

    It's ok I,m still here, ???
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    Teachers

    My school days were,nt that great and I could not wait to leave buts it's nice to have an inspirational figure like that in your life and hopefully the lessons in life he taught you, you will teach to someone in your life and that's how inspirational people live on after death, FairPlay to you as well for playing your part and not forgetting who was there for you I expect it meant a lot to him at the end, nice to hear
  25. 5 , your forgetting Stephen Lawrence day and the other 300 days left will be paid sick days to get over the stress of all the bank holidays, it's in the manifesto so it must be true plus Dave said ??
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